Definitions by Kung-Fu jesus
colonic irrigation
A procedure to cleanse the inside workings by jetting off streams of hot water up the anus of a patient, and then vacuuming out the shit. Also known as coffee.
colonic irrigation by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
el cabron
A talking horse who hits his enemies on the head with a guitar whilst shouting "EL CABRON!" which I believe means "the bastard".
el cabron by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
power ranger generation
The power ranger generation are the kids born between 1991-1996.
For the most part, these kids watched power-rangers, the predominant kids show of the day. Since they completely missed masters of the universe, and few would familiarise with thundercats, the most they knew of other generations was the slightly inimaginative teenage mutant ninja turtles. Being extremely dull, and without a general sense of direction, power rangers just filled the viewers' minds with gratuitous fighting scenes, stupid ideas and an overall air of unfulfilment. Lacking the morality that the masters of the universe generation and tundercats generation learned, these kids will just become dull and unanimated like the teletubby generation. They will not be able to think for themselves.
For the most part, these kids watched power-rangers, the predominant kids show of the day. Since they completely missed masters of the universe, and few would familiarise with thundercats, the most they knew of other generations was the slightly inimaginative teenage mutant ninja turtles. Being extremely dull, and without a general sense of direction, power rangers just filled the viewers' minds with gratuitous fighting scenes, stupid ideas and an overall air of unfulfilment. Lacking the morality that the masters of the universe generation and tundercats generation learned, these kids will just become dull and unanimated like the teletubby generation. They will not be able to think for themselves.
power ranger generation by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
face full
face full by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
ruined shit
ruined shit by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004