Definitions by Kung-Fu jesus

thespark 

thespark.com


great website with cool tests and a burnmaker.

I scored 86% in the untelligence test, and got a "You're definately a man" in the gender test.

thespark by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

smashed 

a) To be heavily intoxicated, to the point where behaviour is erratic and the ability to walk straight is no more.

b) broken through

a) "A lot of people up here are getting really fucking smashed. I've seen like four people carried out in front of me and the show just fuckin' started" - Axl Rose

b) smashed window

smashed by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

used 

a) When someone was led into a relationship and merely "used" for sex.

b) a slut

c) no value, since it has no use.

"She got used"

"She is used"

"Used cigarette"

used by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

king of cuss 

A master of burning and pwnage.

Don't be so quick to call yourself the king of cuss, there are eight year olds waiting to own you.

king of cuss by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

the lights are on, but there's nobody home 

Someone who is mentally vacant. "Fit in body but sick in mind" as one may have said in an ancient Catholic will.

Q:Why does she just sit in that rocking chair all day?


A:The lights are on, but there's nobody home.

the lights are on, but there's nobody home by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

the other white meat 

Used sexually, the genitalia of a prospective sexual partner. Either vagina (pussy) or penis (snake).

Ah, the other white meat...

the other white meat by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

out-hole 

The anus. Because it is designed as a release for fecial matter.

See in-through-the-out-hole

out-hole by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004