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Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

cumfiesta 

(n.) an event where someone is ejaculated on by a number of males for the purposes of pornography
We had a cumfiesta on psycho bitch
cumfiesta by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

cumsiesta 

(n.) A cumfiesta where the recipient is sleeping. Usually done by less males, and in the mouth of an unsuspecting female or male. See also clown pie
Butt licka's dad gave him a cumsiesta
cumsiesta by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

de facto 

(adj.) Exerting strength without official obligation.
English is the de facto language of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, but gaelic languages are used in many parts. This is so those "not frum rownd ere are ya?" don't know when people are going to rape a sheep. See welsh or wales
de facto by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004
(v.) To perform fellatiot o the point where the giver throws up from the deepthroating. A mixture of "cock" and "chuck-up".


(adj.) A contraction for choc-a-block, Britslang for crowded or packed.
he got some choca


That road is choca in the mornings.
choca by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

Depreciation

(v.) The act of depreciating, is lowering the value of an asset with a calculable value. This mostly refers to the value for old items falling as the demand for them wanes.
There is a lot of depreciation to be considered on the prices of cars where the manufacturer constantly changes the look. 50's, 60's and 70's Mercedes-Benz were almost unchanged, right down to the starting point for change- the headlights. This means that such collectors items are worth more (when inflation is added) then current Mercedes will be at that age. Since BMW likes to change appearance more often, thier cars depreciate more.
(adj.) To have clinging, throwaway (in the trash, one would assume) qualities.
Emma is a very trashy ho, with a loose vagina, which rather surprisingly, I haven't tapped yet. She never muched liked me though.
trashy by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004