masturbation policy

How many times a male masturbates per day/week.
His masturbation policy is ten times a day, the crazy wanker!
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 06, 2004
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A variation of the classic "Your mother sucks cocks in hell" line from the excorcist that is said to children. A possible spoonerism.
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004
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shiner

(n.) a black eye. Term is of Irish origin where it was a punishment for not keeping machinery shiney delivered from the boot of a British officer.
That's quite a shiner on your face
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 06, 2004
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golly

Short for gollywog, a doll collection given away after x number of tokens from the side of jam jars were sent away. Purchasing one jar a week, it took several years to amass the entire collection. These dolls were outlawed after they were claimed to be politically incorrect, although dolls are worth £50 ($80) each.
I found an ancient collection of gollies last year.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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ringside seat

(n.) A position to see an event unfurl, usually reserved for those with an instrumental part in making the event happen. Etymology is obviously boxing

Related phrases: in the loop, boxing, front row seat
Me an' my gat are gonna have a ringside seat to your unlawful execution if you don't get out of my sight, bitch.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004
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tu meré

Limey: You stink!

Frog: TU MERE! ros bif
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 08, 2004
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spoonerism

When the spellings/pronounciation of a sentance move around slightly.
Let us drink to the dear old queen!

Let us drink to the queer old dean!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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