Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

wuffalo

(n.) The animal that waffles come from.

Kill me a waffalo and cook me some waffles from it

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 14, 2004

donkey work

Manual labour performed by one of lesser exoteric and assertive qualities than the leader. See bitch.

Jack is the youngest and weakest, the donkey work should toughthen him up a little.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

miramax fuck

One who works for miramax films.

All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love...

...Jay and Silent Bob.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004

run in

(v.) To use a new example of machinery at a low pace to allow the parts to wear into each other.

Run this car in by keeping it under 6,000 rpm for 1,000 miles.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

Not my cup of tea

(Idiom) This will appeal to a formidable audience, but not me.

1: What do you think of feminazi rallies?


2: Not my cup of tea

2's mind: Iron my shirt bitch

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

O'clock

a) The hour on a 12 hour clock.

b) The position of something to you, 12 O'clock being straight ahead, six being behind, 3 O'Clock 90 degrees clockwise and 9 being 90 degrees anti-clockwise.

The time is 9 O'clock (well, 21:29) and having found no good tv, I turned on the PC and defined this word and a half.



Charlie at five o'clock sir!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

yous my bitch

Lazier way of pronouncing "You're my bitch". Usually said after seeing your bitch with another.

Upon seeing his daughter leave porno dave's kinky pornzine soho buttfuck shop, psycho bitch's father reminded her who's dick she sucked first by saying "Yous Mah Beeyatch!"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004