Bastille Day

The start of a bloody revolution in France, a period where many thousands died in paranoid France. This period also saw France's aristocracy takes thier money elsewhere, making the country poor and weak. Bastille day marks the beggining of one of the worst perods of France's history.
Why don't the froggies celebrate October the 19th (1453- end of the hundred years' war) or the 7th of January (1558- liberation of calais- the actual end of the hundred years war) as a national holiday.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004
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biblical proportions

This refers to something which happens on the grandest scale possible on earth. This includes apocalypse, major war etc.
We cannot allow you to continue research on this weapon, it would cause a disaster of biblical proportions.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
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takeshi's castle

What all reality TV shows wish the could be. General Lee owns all reality tv and game shows.
Takeshi's castle owns your tv show!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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zero tolerance

Authoritarian rule system whereby breaking of the rules is taken very seriously and punishment is overly severe to get the message through.
The dictator took a stance of zero tolerance on ideaology that caused him any disrepute, and so gave his political opponents acid baths.
by Kung-fu Jesus June 23, 2004
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cube

A movie about six people from different walks of life who get stuck inside a giant rubik's cube. The autistic guy survives. There was also a sequel, cube 2, which was the exact same story with different people. Both are a waste of time to watch.
Cube is a politically correct arguement in a room that lasts for ninetey minutes.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 08, 2004
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Christmas

December the twenty-fifth.

A day off work and a christmas bonus, based off a few bad calculations as to the birthday of the Christ.
I get payed more (chrismtas bonus) to take the whole week off work... I LOVE CHRISTMAS!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004
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heel

The actor assuming the part of the bad guy, who is designated to piss off the audience.
Alan Rickman is a good heel. He pwn3d in Die Hard.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
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