Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

middle finger salute 

Also known simply as "The finger"



This consists of an outstretched arm (although the arm can be bent, or barely outstretched at all) with the back of the hand facing toward an object of scorn, and the middle finger extended in an upward direction.

Barry said I should take a photograph of him while he gave me the thumbs up from the Eiffel Tower. The zoom function on my camera showed he was actually giving me the middle finger salute.


I was driving so slowly that even a couple of elderly nuns in a honda gave me the middle finger salute as they passed me.

middle finger salute by Kung-Fu Jesus June 17, 2004

midde finger

Digit located between the index finger and the ring finger. Used mainly for powerful grips and the middle finger salute.

Extend your arm


Extend your middle finger.

midde finger by Kung-Fu Jesus June 17, 2004

mute handler

(n.) A person working on behalf of a dealer that passes money around when the dealer believes he is being tailed.

Yo, I'm being tailed. Follow my mute handler and he's pass you the bread.

mute handler by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

peer group pressure 

People on your own level giving encouragement to do something immoral, with the threat of being ostracized if one fails to comply.

Always give in to peer group pressure

peer group pressure by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

heineken 

Piss water recovered from rampjaar

Since 1672 the dutch have been bottling seawater and selling it as beer.


"Have you got anything other than heineken?"

heineken by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

great wall of China 

(n.) A tall and broad oriental person.

See brick shithouse

great wall of China by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

fire in the hole

The act of putting a lighted match up ones 'hole' and farting.

I just had a fire in the hole and burned my hand off!

fire in the hole by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004