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law of the jungle

Survival of the fittest (or biggest and baddest). Basically, what liberals are scared shit of.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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bratmobile

(n.) A family sized car, typically driven by smug married new parents on the school run. Notoriusly bad drivers.
Stupid woman in her red X5/ML320 bratmobile
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
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nose sex

(v.) Sticking ones' penis up a nostril. Usually a failed attempt at giving oneself a blowjob.
Nose sex leaves an unpleasant smell.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 27, 2004
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Constitution

One's diet, and inner workings.

What something is made of.
The constitution of the elderly contains many figs and prunes.

The definition of God or any religious, politcal or auto-related word on this site is a constitution of bullshit and misinterpreted assfacts
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
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brutality

To beat to death via rapid punches, kicks, elbows and knees to the body and head. If the victim attempts to block, then the gaurd will be attacked until dropped. Seen in Mortal Kombat.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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XR3i

Woohoo, XR3i!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
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Rollin' in a hearse

(n.) (v.) One who wanted to play the game of gangsters rollin' in pimpmobiles, and ended up as dead guy rollin'in a hearse.
That kid is now rollin' in a hearse because he thought he was the shit, but was just another punk.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004
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