nutcracker

In military history, a nutcracker is where two nations, either side of a strong one attack on both fronts, making it near impossible for the cracker'd country to win. This was how world war II was won, when the soviet union attacked Germany, eventually pushing it inwards. The best defence against this is to merely use a small battalion of guerilla-styled troops to bombard all the attack points of the weaker and less enthusiastic enemy with long range weaponry, while taking the main army to the main enemy. The weaker enemy will just camp up while the stronger enemy, disheartened to hear the nutcracker did not work, will have to go solo.
The French attempted to nutcracker the English and Welsh by means of alliance with Scotland. When the countries united in 1705, the new United Kingdom was an almost invincible force on home territory.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004
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internet fad

Any fad that starts off on the internet and recieves minor, temporary interest from the tabloid press. Such examples are the paris hilton video, all your base are belong to us, back orifice, child pornography, paedophilia/pedophilia, 14 year old hackers taking down the national grid or stealing money from credit cards etc.
Due to the fact that most regular internet users are jack-off morons with a lust for gratuitous sex/gratuitous violence or other gratuitous shit, internet fads tend to be very ghey.
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wayne rooney

Rooney is a scouse
I saw him rob your house.
Wayne Rooney is an ugly child, and he hates to lose the ball. But very good.
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slip through the net

(v.) To avoid capture and punishment.


See also off the grid
Paedophiles and rapists slip through the net and become teachers.
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cinquecento

(n.) An economy car made by Fiat. Small, ugly, terrible turning, slow, underpowered and unconfortable, this car remains a high-seller for fiat because of the low price and cheap maintainence. No male, not even a homosexual can keep his cool when seen driving this car by his friends.
A ford model T could smoke a cinquecento.
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bhp

Acronym: Brake Horse Power. The measurement of the power of a vehicles' engine, derived from the ancient sport of power-pulling, which was origianally done in the form of a rope betwixt two horses.
The mini cooper with 66 bhp out-cornered that ghey 600bhp corvette.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 04, 2004
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