kyrie

"Lord, have mercy on us."

Used mainly by Catholics such as myself.

Kyrie Eleison.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

wpm

Acronym:

Words
Per
Minute

I can do 80wpm on my computer.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004

walking stick

A stick of usually 42" to 54" in length used as a support for those with disabilities. Now quite defunct.

The old guy beat a few punk kids with his walking stick and gave them the thrashing of thier lives with his belt.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

file

Something you use to enlarge holes


What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?

A paedophile

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

thespark

thespark.com


great website with cool tests and a burnmaker.

I scored 86% in the untelligence test, and got a "You're definately a man" in the gender test.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

Positive to a fault

(adj.) To be overly optimistic to the point where one cannot be bothered to sort out the problems, leading to failure through neglect.

She thinks she's a good driver, but she's positive to a fault. She drives while putting on her lipstick. She's about to crash.....



Okay she's unconcious. Time to score some head!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

spit the game

(v.) To give away your secrets.

He spat the game and revealed he had a passion for little boys and lollipops.

by kung-fu jesus August 20, 2004