KuNg-fu jeSUS's definitions

Ivory Trading Outpost in Kenya

Where you tell people you work when they piss you off.

Office_wanker: So where are you going to work in africa.


K-FJ: An illegal ivory trading outpost in kenya.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

putting on the jacket

A phrase of Ned Kelly origin, that refers to police officers. The police of the times were characterised by thier jackets, which are notably absent from the uniform of today. Kelly was notoriously a hater of the police. Putting on the jacket refers to enroling at a police station.

By putting on the jacket, one signs themselves up for hatred from the criminals of the world.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004

taxi

A ferry for commuters that operates at a reasonable fee, based on distance traveled.

Let's get a taxi home.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

need-to-know basis

Fairly self-explainatory, a tight security method in which information is only given to those who can present a good case for knowing about a project.

The example is classified, and given out on a need-to-know basis only. Obviously, it isn't funny.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 29, 2004

Labour

A socialist political party currently in power in the United Kingdom. Known for quick-fix solutions and crap handling of the economy. Best prime minister so far was Clement Atlee who managed wo things in nearly six years- Beating Churchill out of government, and making the national health service.

The last Labour government under James Callaghan taxed @ 98% for any earnings over £100,000. A great way to get people to work for british business. Thankfully, it was reversed by good old Maggie Thacher

by Kung-fu Jesus July 8, 2004

towel lifting

Activity in which a group or individual goes to a beach and scouts for topless sunbathers on thier own. Group or person (always male) waits until topless sunbather goes into the sea leaving her clothes and equipment unattended. Clothes, towel etc. is then picked up and moved out of sight. When topless woman returns, she *may* allow the group or person to feel her tits (someone told me they got thier cock sucked too) in exchange for the safe return of their items. If not, the woman will face a long, semi-naked walk back to the hotel or villa.

Andalucia (southern spain-costa del sol) is a great place for towel lifting.

by kung-fu jesus September 10, 2004

all yo family

An extension of yo mama

a: ur a fag
b: ya mutha
a: all yo family

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004