KuNg-fu jeSUS's definitions

long in the tooth

(adj.) Old, outdated. no longer to perform its primary function at optimum level.

The playstation one is a bit long in the tooth these days.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 7, 2004

Godfather part II

It's nothing, only the best movie ever.

How anyone could think star wars was really better is beyond me. Part II wasn't as slow moving as part I, but had a lot more happening than part III.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004

meat thief

(v.) to take the virginity of a male under 13. Only applied to females.

She is being a meat thief again.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

LIFO

Acronym. "Last in first out". Origianating from stock control methods and cost accounting. The opposite of FIFO (first in first out)

We issue stock using lifo

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004

Rei Uni

The United Kingdom, as pronounced and spelled in France.

Nord D'Irland et Gran Bretagne s'appele "Rei Uni"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Goddamnable

(adj.) Something that is very sorry, and hated by many.

Goddamnable feminazis.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

spice girl

(n.) A object of desire, until the turn of this century.

"I can't figure out which spice girl I wanna impregnate"


--Quote, can you guess who by?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004