KuNg-fu jeSUS's definitions

kangaroo court

(n.) a court where the outcome is pre-determined by the reputation of the defendant, and the trial shall not be fair. Justiceless. Kangroo courts can swing either way, but oen side of the arguement will be completely disregarded.

Ned Kelly was tried in a kangaroo court. Gangland trials were in a kangaroo court.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

less than cast iron

Not solid.

Germany's less than cast Iron Schleiffan plan turned into trench warfare during WWII.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

slang

Jargon, used playfully to prevent outsiders from intercepting the actual meaning. It is a contraction for "slandering", whereby colloqial words with meanings unknown to the one being slandered (but known to other people). This prevented legal action or apologies. It also allowed someone to insult an authority figure to his face without suffering punishment for it.

I don't use a great deal of modern day slang in my speech, but we all use slang created by shakespeare, eh?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

cumsiesta

(n.) A cumfiesta where the recipient is sleeping. Usually done by less males, and in the mouth of an unsuspecting female or male. See also clown pie

Butt licka's dad gave him a cumsiesta

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

God bless

May God give this (n.) his blessing to continue to exist.

God bless this mess.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

i bone sheep

A phrase thrown into speeches to see if your listeners are one of the following

a) paying attention
b) easily offended
c) audily impaired.
d) liberal

If the person is paying attention/esily offended/ fine of hearing they will object.

blah blah blah i bone sheep blah. So I said.


deaf guy:...
non-uptight guy:...
Liberal: I fully support you doing that
Sleeping guy:...
Normal: you do what?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

outfit

(n.) A band without a clear singer. Usually making lyricless music.

The outfit that backs madonna

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 21, 2004