KuNg-fu jeSUS's definitions

cannot think for himself

One who's opinions are copy and pasted, often from dictionary.com, or some .org site.

Dictionary.comdefines x as....


www.socialistcrap.org says.....

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004

doomsday book

After William the conquerer's invasion of England in 1066, after defeating an army fresh out of another invasion (The last time England was successfully invaded in the last 1000 years), he set about discovering the value of his assests. Every person, serf, baron, knight or clergy was recorded in what could be called a form of early census. Land, building, livestock and other materiality were counted, so as to give a total value for a village. The average price of a village was then £8 ($14), today, it would be about ten million that amount at the very least.

The name came from the surveyors, who claimed finding out the information was like doomsday.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

colonic

See colonic irrigation

Eeeewwww dude that guy is going in for a colonic.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

rural+urban

Refering to mpg (miles per gallon), this is an avergae of mpg in urban area, which is usually high due to the stopping, starting and speed differences , and that of rural area, which is much lower (about 10-40% lower)

Urban: 26mpg
Rural: 38,pg
Urban+rural: 32 mpg

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

landslide

(n.) Earth moving down a hillside very fast, destroying everthing it its path. A large shift of mass.

(n.) When one party standing in an election takes a massive majority over all others, including the reigning party. The name comes from bar chart presentation, where the drawings resemble a landslide.

The landslide killed 18 peeps


He won by a landslide

by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004

near death experience

(n.) Alleged by many, but unproven either way occurence where someone on the brink of death experiences bliss, a tunnel with a light at the end, and a feeling of knowledge of all thier activities. The experiencer will claim to see any number of things, such as thier own (scientifically) dead body.

That guy has had a near death experience.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

poncey southern git

What habitants of the north of England (or scotland) will use to refer to *cough* richer *cough* better-looking *cough* people of the south of England.

Yorksman: Aye ye, ye poncey southern git!


Essex person: Oh yeah? *knocks yorksman out*

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004