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Rei Uni

The United Kingdom, as pronounced and spelled in France.
Nord D'Irland et Gran Bretagne s'appele "Rei Uni"
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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spit the game

(v.) To give away your secrets.
He spat the game and revealed he had a passion for little boys and lollipops.
by kung-fu jesus August 20, 2004
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said in context

A qoute that means nothing (or can be interpreted differently) when not surrounded by the talk either side of it.
Many of the things said about Arnold in the run up to his campaign for governator were qoutes said in context, such as his admiration for Hitler. he said he admired the control Hitler had over people. The faggots claim he is a nazi, when in fact, anyone can admire this.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
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right hand man

The person with whom someone of power relates to best. Derived from jesus sitting at the right hand of God.
My right hand man will come for you in the night.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 22, 2004
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get in my belly

by Kung-fu Jesus August 15, 2004
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united nations

(n.) After the first world war, the countries on both sides decided to band toghether to stop such a thing happening again with the "League fo Nations". However, the L.O.N. had no armed forces and when Adolf Hitler withdrew from in in the thirties, the weakness of this "Talking shop" showed through. Disbanded at the end of world war two, it gave way to the "United Nations", where member countries' influence on world events was measured by thier contribution. The contribution is generally based on the GDP of each member country, although the united states and to a lesser extent the united kingdom pay disproportionately more than other members for the upkeep, and also provide more troops.


To prevent world crises' in the future, the UN democratically votes to decide whether it should allow a country to sort out its' own problems or if they should choose to help a side. Being by far the largest group on contributors, the G8 nations choose to help the most western-friendly side in each struggle.


However, certain amounts of ignorance to eachothers' ideas and division of peoples based on economic wants has lead to the UN having trouble maintaining itself as of late. That, combined with the actions taken without consent of the United nations council by the US and her allies has lead to speculation that the UN is heading the way Hitler thrust its predecessor, the League of Nations, and that it has been becoming another talking shop since the fall of the USSR and the end of the communist threat.
Many people think that the United nations is a puppet, and has no real value to the world without a large, common enemy to unite the people.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004
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aldi

(n.) Crappy norweigan (or thereabouts) supermarket for the pikey persuasion.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004
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