KuNg-fu jeSUS's definitions

GT40

(n.) Ford's greatest triumph. After the failed purchase of Ferrari, Ford decided to punish them by beating them on the track. Realising that thier early car could not get anywhere near the Ferrari (It was "convertable yellow saab"), Ford allowed themselves ten times the budget of Ferrari, and sent the car to Britain, where it was worked on. The last bugs that needed ironing were finished in the US, but the car, despite successfully beating the 250 GTO, is worth much less because of poor quality. When used conventionally, the Ford fares more like a road car souped the fuck up. All in all, a fast, but shoddy car. But then, it is a ford....

I wouldn't mind a GT40.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

powder up

(v.) In a mock to kiddie show catchphrase "power up", this word indicates usage of powder

It's friday night.It's powder up night!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

celebrity morgue

(n.) A website with pictures of dead celebrity bodies, including JFK, Tupac, Elvis, Hitler and Che Guevara.

I'm going to kill <Hated celebrity> and submit the photos to celebrity morgue.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004

that all you got, pansies?

Should you survive a gunshot wound/knife stabbing/drive by/ getting hit by a car and still be standing, this phrase should be said, followed by a smirk. It is garuanteed to cause a massive drop in your attackers' morale, and they may even turn tail and run.

Eat my AK, gumbastard!



*one ak shot hits coat and goes through*


that all you got, pansies?


Shit, i wasted the entire clip!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

the boys

(n.) (British) Baliffs.

I'll send the boys round if I don't get my money.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

eurocratic

(adj.) An action that would, if the author/speaker not know better, was taken by a eurocrat eating snails in Brussels.

See eurocrat, waste fo time and money

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

creditor

One who you owe (most likely monetarily)

xxx is a creditor to a loan shark I know.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004