KuNg-fu jeSUS's definitions

old as the hills

an (n.) that is very old indeed. Often used for exaggerations.

You're as old as the hills.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

kick a cow

Contraction for the idiom kicking a cow to move it

See also eurocrat

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

lindbergh

1902-1974
Legendary aviator who sailed the atlantic with the Spirit of St.Loius in 1927.

Charles Lindbergh, shadies and mentalmen.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004

coffin nail

Anything that contributes to an early death, particularly....

(N.) Cigarette, usage pre-world war I and still continuing today.

"Whip me a pack of coffin nails to put me to a premature death"

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004

burger ming

A minger who works at a fast food restuarant, not neccessarily burger king.

She's a burger MING!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

Belgrano

(n.) Argentinian cruiser the General Belgrano was the first ship ever to be sunk by a nuclear sub during wartime. It was sunk in the early stages of the Falklands war by British HMS conqueror. It was origianally the US navy's "Phoenix" World war II ship, now sold to argentina.


The HMS conqueror fired six torpedoes, two of which hit directly. The first instantly killed 275 argentines sailors, the second ripping off 15 feet of the hull, dooming the ship.

over 700 of the Belgrano's crew were saved, out of 1,138.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

monkey touching

(v.) For a third party to activate

Monkey touching in the barracks, outsiders have been shouting "fire at will"

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004