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dead penis

Noun:
A term used for some poor son of a bitch who finds out that his really hot girlfriend he has been showing off to his friends and family for the last 3 months is in fact a shemale.

Verb:
Dead penising
A guy who decides to screw his 'girlfriend' anyway after finding out she is in fact a shemale because he realizes that his whole fucking life is over anyway and he might as well get what he can. Usually followed by self castration while listening to some really shitty emo music.
Hey, what happened to Wally?

Hey man, leave him alone...he's just a dead penis now.

Poor bastard! By the blood coming from his groinal area, seems like he did some dead penising.
by Kronen V May 6, 2010
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robo fuck

Verb;
To have sexual intercourse with a girl who is robo-tripping or to have someone have sex with you while you are robo-tripping.
Bob:Man, check out that skank...she's robo-tripping balls!

Bill:Dude, let's robo fuck the shit out of her!

Bob:Fucking A!
by Kronen V May 7, 2010
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Satanic diarrhea

There is regular diarrhea, then of course there is super diarrhea. Satanic diarrhea makes super diarrhea seem a pleasant walk through a pleasant green field of wild flowers.

Super diarrhea often results in needing to buy a whole new wardrobe due to contamination, and 9 out of 10 people who suffer from this affliction end up burning their house down afterward because that shit smell ain't going anywhere anytime soon.

Those fortunate enough to make it to appropriate facilities in time, will often times have their anus blown out by at least 4 inches and honestly, even if you're on the toilet, it's somehow going to find it's way onto the walls and ceiling.
Hey man, what happened to Joe? Last week he got a promotion and bought himself a great car and started to fuck a really hot chick. Now he just rolls back and forth in the corner and cries like a common furfag(or emo)

Ya man, he got the Satanic diarrhea last weak, poor bastard.

Oh...I see...so that's why his anus is blown out.

Yes, and now he's going out with a walpurgisnatch bitch.
by Kronen V May 6, 2010
mugGet the Satanic diarrheamug.

nut knots

When the hair on your balls get all twisted up and knotted and it starts to pull on yourscrotum in a such a manner as to cause discomfort.
Often requires rather obvious pulling of the pants in the testicle area in an attempt to untangle the ball-hair.
Joe:Yo dude, why yo all walking all sketchy and shit?

Bill:Shit man, I got some serious nut knots goin' on, it like my balls be all bein' pulled on and shit.
by Kronen V May 7, 2010
mugGet the nut knotsmug.

super diarrhea

Worse than diarrhea, but considerably more desirable that Satanic diarrhea. Usually caused by eating too much pie while fapping nonstop to furfag or Emo porn for 3 days straight.
what's that smell??? OH well, never mind...fap fap fap...oh no...super diarrhea!...oh well...fap fap fap...
by Kronen V May 6, 2010
mugGet the super diarrheamug.

cunting

verb;
a woman, or group of women who go to a public place such as a restaurant or bar with the sole purpose of being complete and total bitches, would be cunting.

verb(2);
an overly aggressive woman who verbally abuses everyone she sees in an attempt to make herself feel powerful. Such a woman would be cunting. PMS often leads to major cunting.
The Spice Girls, after a particularly bad concert, decided to vent their frustration by treating themselves to a night of cunting at the local bar-strip.

(2)Jenny was cunting at work again trying to tell everyone what to do in a really bitchy and rude way.
by Kronen V May 7, 2010
mugGet the cuntingmug.

shit martini

Noun(1);A martini made with shit instead of Vodka. Made popular by the skanks in the 'two girls one cup' video.

Noun(2);being forced to admit failure despite trying your best is known as having to 'drink a shit martini'.
(1)Lesbian A:That 'two girls one cup' video was so fucking hot. Let's mix us up a nice shit martini.
Lesbian B:I likee, I likee

(2)Man A:I really tried all year to get that promotion, I even let the boss skull fuck me, but I still didn't get it.
Man:Yeah well, enjoy your shit martini you fucking furfag!
by Kronen V May 7, 2010
mugGet the shit martinimug.

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