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Definitions by Kronen V

robo fuck 

Verb;
To have sexual intercourse with a girl who is robo-tripping or to have someone have sex with you while you are robo-tripping.
Bob:Man, check out that skank...she's robo-tripping balls!

Bill:Dude, let's robo fuck the shit out of her!

Bob:Fucking A!
robo fuck by Kronen V May 7, 2010

unholy shower 

Noun;
The act of Satan or higher demon urinating onto a virgin's head or breasts to induce erotic pleasure. Similar to a golden shower, but involving demonicpiss.
When Julie celebrated her 18th birthday, she received an unholy shower from Satan himself.
unholy shower by Kronen V May 7, 2010

nut knots 

When the hair on your balls get all twisted up and knotted and it starts to pull on yourscrotum in a such a manner as to cause discomfort.
Often requires rather obvious pulling of the pants in the testicle area in an attempt to untangle the ball-hair.
Joe:Yo dude, why yo all walking all sketchy and shit?

Bill:Shit man, I got some serious nut knots goin' on, it like my balls be all bein' pulled on and shit.
nut knots by Kronen V May 7, 2010
verb;
a woman, or group of women who go to a public place such as a restaurant or bar with the sole purpose of being complete and total bitches, would be cunting.

verb(2);
an overly aggressive woman who verbally abuses everyone she sees in an attempt to make herself feel powerful. Such a woman would be cunting. PMS often leads to major cunting.
The Spice Girls, after a particularly bad concert, decided to vent their frustration by treating themselves to a night of cunting at the local bar-strip.

(2)Jenny was cunting at work again trying to tell everyone what to do in a really bitchy and rude way.
cunting by Kronen V May 7, 2010

shit martini 

Noun(1);A martini made with shit instead of Vodka. Made popular by the skanks in the 'two girls one cup' video.

Noun(2);being forced to admit failure despite trying your best is known as having to 'drink a shit martini'.
(1)Lesbian A:That 'two girls one cup' video was so fucking hot. Let's mix us up a nice shit martini.
Lesbian B:I likee, I likee

(2)Man A:I really tried all year to get that promotion, I even let the boss skull fuck me, but I still didn't get it.
Man:Yeah well, enjoy your shit martini you fucking furfag!
shit martini by Kronen V May 7, 2010
Obscure definitions:(Noun)
1.Anyone who is being a complete and total asshole to you for no apparent reason.

2.Plural form(Furfags) can be used to describe a bunch of ungrateful drunks assholes who only want to cause trouble for no apparently obvious reason

3.Some guy who is obviously a piece of shit.
Sentence:(1)Holy shit man, get off my back and stop being such a damned furfag already.

Sentence(2)Sentence:Oh Fuck!!! It's a whole shit load of cunting furfags!

Sentence(3):Man, that fucking guy is just being a furfag today.
Furfag by Kronen V May 6, 2010

Satan's Fuck 

Noun
1.The act of having sexual intercourse with your hellishly cuntish ex-girlfriend in order to get back all your heavy metal CD's that she has been keeping as payback for dumping her sorry ass in the first place.

2.Having sex with Satan in order to acquire some awesome heavy metal CDs that you can't find for sale online.
Sentence(1):Shit man, my fucking ex has all my best metal. I guess It's time for Satan's Fuck.

Example(2)
Joe:Dude! That metal is fucking sweet! Where'd you score that shit!
Mike:Satan's fuck, man. How else?
Joe:Shit man, you sure ain't no furfag you hoopy bastard!
Satan's Fuck by Kronen V May 6, 2010