Krkič's definitions
a funny game. perfect for a saturday night. you just ask the other players what you want to know about them. ideally played in a cozy room with good music, lights and drinks. whoever is caught lying is caught lying.
"Lets play quiz diskothek!"
"How do you deal with haters?"
"What was the most painful thing that ever happened to you?"
"What do you love to do?"
"What are your guilty pleasures?"
"What makes you laugh real hard?"
"What is beauty to you?"
"Are you lost sometimes?"
"Do you fall asleep easily?"
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"How do you deal with haters?"
"What was the most painful thing that ever happened to you?"
"What do you love to do?"
"What are your guilty pleasures?"
"What makes you laugh real hard?"
"What is beauty to you?"
"Are you lost sometimes?"
"Do you fall asleep easily?"
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by Krkič February 16, 2019

when you go and see her on her deathbed and scream "honey, its National Suck my Exploding Dick Day" and she has to laugh real hard and gets horny so bad and dies happy.
Papi, it was a pleasure sucking your dick which was mine all these years.
Dont you act offended now. Its not a slutty thing to say. Its a wifey thing to say.
Long live NSMEDD!
Dont you act offended now. Its not a slutty thing to say. Its a wifey thing to say.
Long live NSMEDD!
by Krkič April 12, 2019

by Krkič May 3, 2019

he thinks he is ugly but i find him attractive
he thinks he is ugly thats why his blackguard's proactive
firing his Dutch Mannlicher with no control
screaming and cursing "console my soul"
he thinks he is ugly thats why his blackguard's proactive
firing his Dutch Mannlicher with no control
screaming and cursing "console my soul"
in my eyes you are beautiful
beautifully human
don't let anybody not even yourself tell you otherwise
beautifully human
don't let anybody not even yourself tell you otherwise
by Krkič January 8, 2020

by Krkič February 14, 2020

the amount of further alienation from your family after the festivities we categorise as "Xmas", Christmas (Eve)
"honestly, i never thought i'd be capable of cultivating a poker face. well, not after christmas."
"I am missing our post office a wee bit more now that its been displaced. Maybe its time to switch to modern information technology."
"I am missing our post office a wee bit more now that its been displaced. Maybe its time to switch to modern information technology."
by Krkič December 25, 2020
