Krkič's definitions

shipless

two people that will never meet because the closer one comes the more the other retreats. making for a fun life-long game with zero results, zero reality, zero responsibility. Yay!

"hey, Phil! Its Judy. Wanna meet for lunch?"
either no reply or "excuse me, who are you?"

"Baby, i'll care for you, i'll provide for you, i'd even wipe your wrinkled ass when we're old"
"You're scaring me, you wanna cage me in?"

"Phil said he would never ask Judy out"
"Thats funny coz Judy said the same thing about Phil"
"God they're so shipless"

by Krkič August 12, 2019

Ax

my sweet spot. soft, warm, sweet spot. though he can be such a player. and such a delayer. when he's here, he's here. and he will deliver. love him to meth.

♡
♡Ax♡

♡

by Krkič December 27, 2020

box

We've been waiting all week
for yous to drop some
in our box

what happened
yous got distracted or something
box empty

by Krkič July 22, 2019

dinner

when its late and he gets hungry,
messes around the cleaned up kitchen,
spills the cans and glasses,
leaves stains and splashes,
spits in the sink,

breaks the dishes,
slices the meat,
burns the pan
and falls asleep

before the first bite.

we had a late dinner tonight. it was quite nice.

by Krkič April 16, 2019

Dean

Dean makes me feel good and sexy. Also he is into talking which is so unusual. I love that! Its a deadly combination. He is my favourite mosqito. Muerte dulce.

"Dean, can i call you Deaño?"
"Sure, babe. Can i call you MacMonserrat?"
"O yes"

by Krkič August 27, 2019

know

Is that ok?

coz i wouldnt know
🧠

by Krkič April 12, 2019

laundster

a laundry gangster.
sneaks into teenagers' and infants' rooms on the prowl for dirty laundry. looking extremely psychopathic while doing the sniff test on certain clothes

"i can hear mami tiptoeing around the house looking for things to wash. the laundster sicko."

by Krkič November 2, 2020