Definitions by Krkič
less CCTV'd
you have met this online cutie while playing candy crush, a father of four, divorced, bald, terminal cancer, and you two are flowing quite nicely and you want to take it a step further
Marjorie: "is it too early to ask you to take us to a more private chatroom, maybe a little more furnished and less CCTV'd? You could show me pics of your medication and we could chat while you're doing chemo?"
Geoffrey: "🍆🍑"
Geoffrey: "🍆🍑"
less CCTV'd by Krkič April 15, 2019
idkihtim
Ioan
so sweet but can be cold as ice.
his reputation is a number one priority so don't even think about accompanying him dressed all careless and hair undone!! he likes sexy, playful girls that keep him on his toes. he likes warm and giving girls that know how to fuel him not everyday but every minute! he is needy but gives back more than you could wish for if he is in the mood. other moods include generous, husbandish passion, complete emotional isolation, joking teacher type of buddy with a teasing humour, hateful misanthropist about to wreak havoc, just to name a few.
so you see, there are plenty of moods to deal with and if you don't have some kind of thick skin you are probably going to take the less enjoyable ones to heart.
Be good to Ioan and patient. He will appreciate your loyalty.
his reputation is a number one priority so don't even think about accompanying him dressed all careless and hair undone!! he likes sexy, playful girls that keep him on his toes. he likes warm and giving girls that know how to fuel him not everyday but every minute! he is needy but gives back more than you could wish for if he is in the mood. other moods include generous, husbandish passion, complete emotional isolation, joking teacher type of buddy with a teasing humour, hateful misanthropist about to wreak havoc, just to name a few.
so you see, there are plenty of moods to deal with and if you don't have some kind of thick skin you are probably going to take the less enjoyable ones to heart.
Be good to Ioan and patient. He will appreciate your loyalty.
bohemian blasphemy
him: "babe, the entirety of my genitalia is pointing towards your mekka!"
her: "bebe, my tittays, my crotch, my nose, my toes, even my eyelashes are directed towards your jerusalem."
(they sing bohemian blasphemy together and run away)
her: "bebe, my tittays, my crotch, my nose, my toes, even my eyelashes are directed towards your jerusalem."
(they sing bohemian blasphemy together and run away)
bohemian blasphemy by Krkič April 14, 2019
Beta Life
your little band is lacking a bass player or
the apples are missing in the fruit bowl or
mummy's feeding the happy kids but nobody's feeding "her"
or
your favourite club is hosting Madonna but you are craving Nina Simone
or
your art does not make sense to you without someone believing in you
or
you are getting invited to parties when its your birthday and noone knows
or
you long for company on this particular evening but your crush is away
the apples are missing in the fruit bowl or
mummy's feeding the happy kids but nobody's feeding "her"
or
your favourite club is hosting Madonna but you are craving Nina Simone
or
your art does not make sense to you without someone believing in you
or
you are getting invited to parties when its your birthday and noone knows
or
you long for company on this particular evening but your crush is away