herendipity

Lucky bird

Ramon the heron is so lucky all the time. Why does he get all the herendipity?????

by KrizziKat August 22, 2019

pooanator

Cyborg potty user.

The pooanator announced to the toilet "I'll be back" (Just ate a bunch of prunes)

by KrizziKat August 23, 2019

asslutely

When an "ass" man says absolutely it comes out like this.

Frego the ass-man said "lookit her with that great ass! I asslutely want to get her # and text her!"

by KrizziKat March 30, 2020

juffish

Acting puffish but with a "J" attitude

My Herm's rocking his juffish but he aint nothing but a puffish man

by KrizziKat August 14, 2019

rhombus

Transportation big mistake man.

Shit I got on the wrong bus. Rhombused man!

by KrizziKat August 20, 2019

trumpotanuse

Bizarre alternate reality trig that doesn’t follow math rules

Ha ha ha
You think a right triangle has a^2 + b^2 = c^2
Well no. The Trumpotanuse is whatever I damn well say it is
New MATh!

by KrizziKat September 24, 2020

Buffaler

Stupid buffalo that doesn’t know how to spell itself

There’s Randy the dorky buffalo. Spells his kind “buffaler” What a tool

by KrizziKat May 02, 2022