ice god of hungary

The only song by the (fictional) band Glitter Job. The beginning of the song was originally used for part of the Bad Lip Reading parody of Stranger Things. However , a full version was later recorded and made available on YouTube and ITunes. While some of the lyrics are admittedly nonsensical, it is still an awesome song, with cool beats, and awesome vocals.

The guy that sat on his potato put his socks around his neck.

Even I would touch the junk.

It was a dog who bit me for the burger meat.

I got bit.

Gotta find my sticks.

Frightened nipple, frightened nipple.

The Ice God Of Hungary sailed across the sea

to become a deity.

And while the doctor played his flute,

The captain sailed his crew through the Strait of Avalon.

by KrispyDymond January 02, 2018

Filmcow

Filmcow is a YouTube channel run by the enigmatic Jason Steele, an awesome genius. Among the awesome videos made by Filmcow are Charlie The Unicorn, Llamas With Hats, Marshmallow People, the Ghost House series, and Detective Heart Of America, which spawned the Kickstarter funded film, Detective Heart Of America: The Final Freedom. Every Filmcow video is hilarious, and even the shortest video is better than any 30 minute episode of Rick and Morty.

Me: Did you check out the new Filmcow video?

Some dude: Heck yeah!! I wish the Bearnicorn was a real animal. It's dumps are magic, you know.

by KrispyDymond December 25, 2017

pink fuck

A drink introduced in Ash Vs Evil Dead. According to Ash's recipe, the drink is made using vodka, strawberry liqueur, grenadine, lemonade, orange zest, and nutmeg. Also, it has a "shit ton of Ketamine" in it. The drink is so popular for being so strong that a few sips would get you wasted, that folks would come from the next towns over to try this legendary beverage.

Before Ashley J Williams became famous for killing Deadites, he and his buddy Chet were famous for their legendary beverage, Pink Fuck, found ONLY in Elk Grove, Michigan.

by KrispyDymond May 03, 2018

Mikoto

A character from Final Fantasy IX, the greatest game ever. Mikoto is a Genome, an artificial being created by Garland. She was created to replace Zidane as the Angel Of Death after he went missing. Unlike most Genomes, she was created with a soul, making her able to feel emotions and connect with people, and to Trance. She starts off as cold and standoffish, but later learns to connect and make friends. Zidane even refers to her as his 'little sister', and saves her and her fellow Genomes when Terra is destroyed by Trance Kuja.

Me playing FF IX: "Wow, Zidane sure has been through a lot, poor guy. Luckily he finally found his true home, and family. Mikoto sure is adorable. I wish I had a little sister like her.

by KrispyDymond August 16, 2018

Neart

A neart is technically a fart, but in proximity, or near, other people. A fart is arguably ONLY a fart if it is done by oneself, or FAR, from other people, thus the "far" in fart. To be a neart, the person must pass gas in the vicinity of others, and at least one must be able to smell it, to deem it a true neart.

Tony was late to work, stuck in the dinky old elevator, listening to that stupid elevator music. To make matters worse, the fat dude next to him let loose a loud, smelly, room-shaking neart.

by KrispyDymond November 01, 2018

peepkour

As seen in the Netflix series Big Mouth, peepkour is a game mixing parkour with peeping tomfoolery. The goal is to perform acrobatic feats, while discreetly observing neighbors in a voyeuristic manner, catching them in acts such as changing clothes, showering, masturbating, or having sex.

After explaining to his friends the rules of peepkour, Jay vaulted over the obstacles in his backyard, then jumped on the trampoline, allowing him to see into the window of his neighbors, who were having sex. He got extra points because he saw both of their buttholes.

by KrispyDymond November 02, 2018