A show on the channel IFC, starring John C McGinley as the title character, a disgruntled and curmudgeonly ex-sheriff who must defend himself and his town from demonic forces his recently deceased wife spent decades keeping at bay. With the help of the new sheriff, the sexy and badass Evie Barret, and his eccentric daughter Denise, Stan battles witches, demons, ghosts, evil flowers, succubus babies, and wereponies. That is, when he can be bothered to get off the couch. This show is often compared to Ash Vs Evil Dead, because of the similar premise, and humor, but is much tamer and less graphic. But is nonetheless hilarious, with so many hilarious quotes and one-liners you'd have to watch every episode three times to catch them all. You REALLY must watch it!!!
Dude 1: Man, it sucks that Ash Vs Evil Dead got cancelled.
Dude 2: Check out Stan Against Evil. It's just as good. Actually better in some ways. Last night's episode had Simon from The Walking Dead as the Werepony.
Dude 1: Werepony?!! What the hell is that??!
Dude 2: Just watch and see!!
Dude 2: Check out Stan Against Evil. It's just as good. Actually better in some ways. Last night's episode had Simon from The Walking Dead as the Werepony.
Dude 1: Werepony?!! What the hell is that??!
Dude 2: Just watch and see!!
by KrispyDymond October 31, 2018
Stands for the GREATEST insult of all time: "Slimy Little Communist Shit Twinkle Toed Cocksucker". Originating from the movie Full Metal Jacket, this insult should only be reserved for the absolute WORST offenders, as it is such an epic insult, and also because if not used by a serious person, in a serious moment, you will most likely burst out laughing. I mean, just LOOK at the words: almost impossible to not laugh by just READING them, in your head or aloud!!
Bradley: Dude, Kevin just stole my stash, then fucked my girl!!
Cody: Bro that's fucked up!! What did you do?
Bradley: I called him a slcsttc, and he was totally speechless.
Cody: slcsttc? What's that?
Bradley: Slimy Little Communist Shit Twinkle Toed Cocksucker.
Bradley and Cody both almost die from laughter.
Cody: Bro that's fucked up!! What did you do?
Bradley: I called him a slcsttc, and he was totally speechless.
Cody: slcsttc? What's that?
Bradley: Slimy Little Communist Shit Twinkle Toed Cocksucker.
Bradley and Cody both almost die from laughter.
by KrispyDymond January 17, 2018
A strange phrase heard in the song Shapeshift by Horse The Band, an awesome metal group. In the song, the protagonist is asked by his girlfriend to "sing the cripple song" with her, which scares him off. Therefore, Cripple Song probably refers to marriage, sex,or a long term relationship, which the protagonist wants no part of. So he leaves her. In this sense, singing the cripple song, in real life, can refer to any task which one would rather avoid, such as working, paying bills, or visiting in-laws.
You should have seen her, at one with the Gods.
She said "let's sing the Cripple Song".
Then i was gone.
Oh dear, oh dear. Then i was gone.
She said " let's sing the Cripple Song together".
Then i was gone.
She said "let's sing the Cripple Song".
Then i was gone.
Oh dear, oh dear. Then i was gone.
She said " let's sing the Cripple Song together".
Then i was gone.
by KrispyDymond December 18, 2017
A character from Final Fantasy IX, the greatest game ever. Mikoto is a Genome, an artificial being created by Garland. She was created to replace Zidane as the Angel Of Death after he went missing. Unlike most Genomes, she was created with a soul, making her able to feel emotions and connect with people, and to Trance. She starts off as cold and standoffish, but later learns to connect and make friends. Zidane even refers to her as his 'little sister', and saves her and her fellow Genomes when Terra is destroyed by Trance Kuja.
Me playing FF IX: "Wow, Zidane sure has been through a lot, poor guy. Luckily he finally found his true home, and family. Mikoto sure is adorable. I wish I had a little sister like her.
by KrispyDymond August 16, 2018
Filmcow is a YouTube channel run by the enigmatic Jason Steele, an awesome genius. Among the awesome videos made by Filmcow are Charlie The Unicorn, Llamas With Hats, Marshmallow People, the Ghost House series, and Detective Heart Of America, which spawned the Kickstarter funded film, Detective Heart Of America: The Final Freedom. Every Filmcow video is hilarious, and even the shortest video is better than any 30 minute episode of Rick and Morty.
Me: Did you check out the new Filmcow video?
Some dude: Heck yeah!! I wish the Bearnicorn was a real animal. It's dumps are magic, you know.
Some dude: Heck yeah!! I wish the Bearnicorn was a real animal. It's dumps are magic, you know.
by KrispyDymond December 26, 2017
The newest show from the legendary Matt Groening, of The Simpsons and Futurama fame. Basically it's Futurama meets Dave The Barbarian. But don't be fooled, that's a good thing. The show includes: an alcoholic, rebellious teen princess, a shadow-like cat demon, an adorable, feisty elf, as well as Vikings, witches, castle parties, sorcerer orgies, laughing horses, plus numerous shoutouts to Groening's previous works. It really is an awesome show, and is only on Netflix!!
Dude 1: Man, I've been totally bummedsince Futurama ended, and Family Guy and American Dad are getting worse.
Dude 2: Well, check out Disenchantment. It's really awesome. It's Matt Groening's newest show. It's like a medieval Futurama, and the characters and art are a bit like Dave The Barbarian.
Dude 1: Awesome, I loved Dave The Barbarian. I'll totally check it out!!!
Dude 2: Well, check out Disenchantment. It's really awesome. It's Matt Groening's newest show. It's like a medieval Futurama, and the characters and art are a bit like Dave The Barbarian.
Dude 1: Awesome, I loved Dave The Barbarian. I'll totally check it out!!!
by KrispyDymond September 19, 2018