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A neart is technically a fart, but in proximity, or near, other people. A fart is arguably ONLY a fart if it is done by oneself, or FAR, from other people, thus the "far" in fart. To be a neart, the person must pass gas in the vicinity of others, and at least one must be able to smell it, to deem it a true neart.
Tony was late to work, stuck in the dinky old elevator, listening to that stupid elevator music. To make matters worse, the fat dude next to him let loose a loud, smelly, room-shaking neart.
by KrispyDymond November 1, 2018
Get the Neart mug.Stands for the GREATEST insult of all time: "Slimy Little Communist Shit Twinkle Toed Cocksucker". Originating from the movie Full Metal Jacket, this insult should only be reserved for the absolute WORST offenders, as it is such an epic insult, and also because if not used by a serious person, in a serious moment, you will most likely burst out laughing. I mean, just LOOK at the words: almost impossible to not laugh by just READING them, in your head or aloud!!
Bradley: Dude, Kevin just stole my stash, then fucked my girl!!
Cody: Bro that's fucked up!! What did you do?
Bradley: I called him a slcsttc, and he was totally speechless.
Cody: slcsttc? What's that?
Bradley: Slimy Little Communist Shit Twinkle Toed Cocksucker.
Bradley and Cody both almost die from laughter.
Cody: Bro that's fucked up!! What did you do?
Bradley: I called him a slcsttc, and he was totally speechless.
Cody: slcsttc? What's that?
Bradley: Slimy Little Communist Shit Twinkle Toed Cocksucker.
Bradley and Cody both almost die from laughter.
by KrispyDymond January 17, 2018
Get the slcsttc mug.The best character in the Netflix series Stranger Things. Played by the incomparable Sadie Sink She plays video games, rides a skateboard, has red hair, and is totally adorable. If you don't like her, you deserve to be raped by a Demagorgon.
by KrispyDymond December 15, 2017
Get the max mayfield mug.A character from Final Fantasy IX, the greatest game ever. Mikoto is a Genome, an artificial being created by Garland. She was created to replace Zidane as the Angel Of Death after he went missing. Unlike most Genomes, she was created with a soul, making her able to feel emotions and connect with people, and to Trance. She starts off as cold and standoffish, but later learns to connect and make friends. Zidane even refers to her as his 'little sister', and saves her and her fellow Genomes when Terra is destroyed by Trance Kuja.
Me playing FF IX: "Wow, Zidane sure has been through a lot, poor guy. Luckily he finally found his true home, and family. Mikoto sure is adorable. I wish I had a little sister like her.
by KrispyDymond August 16, 2018
Get the Mikoto mug.A show on the channel IFC, starring John C McGinley as the title character, a disgruntled and curmudgeonly ex-sheriff who must defend himself and his town from demonic forces his recently deceased wife spent decades keeping at bay. With the help of the new sheriff, the sexy and badass Evie Barret, and his eccentric daughter Denise, Stan battles witches, demons, ghosts, evil flowers, succubus babies, and wereponies. That is, when he can be bothered to get off the couch. This show is often compared to Ash Vs Evil Dead, because of the similar premise, and humor, but is much tamer and less graphic. But is nonetheless hilarious, with so many hilarious quotes and one-liners you'd have to watch every episode three times to catch them all. You REALLY must watch it!!!
Dude 1: Man, it sucks that Ash Vs Evil Dead got cancelled.
Dude 2: Check out Stan Against Evil. It's just as good. Actually better in some ways. Last night's episode had Simon from The Walking Dead as the Werepony.
Dude 1: Werepony?!! What the hell is that??!
Dude 2: Just watch and see!!
Dude 2: Check out Stan Against Evil. It's just as good. Actually better in some ways. Last night's episode had Simon from The Walking Dead as the Werepony.
Dude 1: Werepony?!! What the hell is that??!
Dude 2: Just watch and see!!
by KrispyDymond October 31, 2018
Get the stan against evil mug.A drink introduced in Ash Vs Evil Dead. According to Ash's recipe, the drink is made using vodka, strawberry liqueur, grenadine, lemonade, orange zest, and nutmeg. Also, it has a "shit ton of Ketamine" in it. The drink is so popular for being so strong that a few sips would get you wasted, that folks would come from the next towns over to try this legendary beverage.
Before Ashley J Williams became famous for killing Deadites, he and his buddy Chet were famous for their legendary beverage, Pink Fuck, found ONLY in Elk Grove, Michigan.
by KrispyDymond May 3, 2018
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