Definitions by Kris

possums 

Taken from a Teen Girl Squad animation from Homestar Runner, "possums" can be used to mean that something is negative or not good.

My boss asked me to work overtime today. It was definitely possums.

possums by Kris September 28, 2004

Pwnd 

Pwnd is internet slang. It is based on another popular word "ownd". Power + ownd = pwnd. And that's how you derive pwnd.

"You got pwnd"
"I just pwnd"
"OMG PWN"

Pwnd by kris September 26, 2004

jabungo 

Very large obease person. They can sometimes be mistaken for a Jumbo Jet. There are several classes of jabungo sized people:

1. jabungo = obease, large, fat.
2. super jabungo = obease times two.
3. super costco sized jabungo = extremely obease.

Holy crap, that chic is super costco sized jabungo!

jabungo by Kris August 24, 2004

diced 

mad crunked, drunk, faded, or wasted

dogg, we got hella diced after a bottle'o schnapps, it was crazy

diced by kris August 15, 2004

floofer 

A half-drunk, completely obnoxious, annoying chic.

According to Matt, floofers are girls like Kim and Kris anytime they begin consuming too much alcohol

floofer by Kris August 11, 2004

meat spork 

another common name for a male penis

He tried to pork Judy with his meat spork.

meat spork by Kris August 10, 2004

numair faraz 

A kid who is soo totaly fetch. He's so fetch in fact that he's faraz! He resides in a small snobbish community of La Jolla and he gets all the pussy! He likes Francollis in Fashion Island. He's soo totaly gooch and not a siz. But is pretty agg.

Dude that faraz kid is pretty fetch.

numair faraz by Kris August 3, 2004