Definitions by KrimsonKatt
Female
The superior gender. While men have rancid body odor, disgusting oily and dry skin, a yucky square frame, bald or near-bald hair 9/10, often jerkish personalities, terrible fashion options, and a disgusting pulsating snake between their legs they call a "penis," women have perfect and appealing curvy bodies, big bouncy boobs, butts, and thighs for resting and caressing, a staggering amount of beautiful clothing options, silky smooth skin and hair, cute kissable faces without a trace of ugly body hair, and a cute little slit between their legs perfect for sticking things into for maximum pleasure that doesn't get in the way all the time. Women are also naturally smarter, more energetic, flexible, and endurant, more graceful and refined, more socially aware, more kind and caring, and are just overall superior in every way, shape, and form. It's unreal how men were the dominant gender for so long, considering how completely inferior they are to the perfection that is the female form.
-A Man
-A Man
"Female humans are far superior to make humans in every way. And this is coming from a dude. (Not an incel)"
Female by KrimsonKatt January 24, 2022
Tiki
My beautiful dragon wife. That lucious green hair, those meaty thighs, those whopping melons, that shockingly cute dress, those thigh high heeled boots, literally perfection. Doesn't help that her support with male Robin in Fire Emblem Awakening is one of the best supports in the series bar none.
"Tiki is the most beautiful woman in the fire emblem series. No! Not the one from Shadow Dragon! The one from Awakening! Unlike IS, I'm not a lolicon!
Tiki by KrimsonKatt January 24, 2022
Apandah
The definition of a classic era 4chan user. Trollish sarcastic memelord not afraid to use dark humor but is actually woke and based and not some cringe Alt-Right edgelord you see all the time on there nowadays.
"Apandah is the perfect specimen, an actually good 4chan user from the Lost Age before the dreaded Reddit Invasion of 2017."
Apandah by KrimsonKatt January 24, 2022
Caddicarus
An insane British man who reviews video games while screamimg uncontrollably. His neighbors try to ignore him.
Caddicarus by KrimsonKatt January 24, 2022
Mangs
Semi-popular YouTuber that mainly covers the Fire Emblem and more recently the Advance Wars series. He has made multiple detailed ROM hacks and is well know for his trademark memes and commentary style, but was cancelled in 2020 causing most of the mainstream FE community to abandon him. He still makes videos however and has a extremely loyal fanbase to this day.
Mangs by KrimsonKatt January 24, 2022
Choose Your Legends
A poll done every year by Nintendo in late January to determine the most popular fire emblem characters. The top 2 male and female characters placed get special alts in the mobile game Fire Emblem Heroes and then are removed from the poll for future years. The poll tends to get very competitive in the FE community due to the developer often using the poll results to determine which characters should be added next to the mobile game or receive an alt.
"Choose Your Legends is the largest event of the year for Fire Emblem fans. I hope Tiki wins this one!"
Choose Your Legends by KrimsonKatt January 24, 2022
STARGAZER
An obscure early JRPG for the NES only released in Japan. It is infamous for how absolutely atrocious it is, having incomprehensible spiriting, bad art, invisible towns, random warp tiles that bring you back to the beginning of the game, an insane number of bugs, huge balancing issues, terrible UI, starting back at Lv0 every time you load a save, allowing you to get completely stuck and soft locked if you didn't bring enough keys, etc. It is often regarded in japan as the "legendary shitty game" which is quite the accomplishment. Regardless, a massive patch/ROM Hack exists for the NES version that fixes the bugs and graphics so the game is actually playable, (it's still bad though) and a full remake made in RPG Maker XP also exists. No English translation of either the NES or RPG Maker version has ever been made due to the game's obscurity.
Guy 1: "Dragon Warrior II is by far the worst JRPG on the NES."
Guy 2: "Nah fam, STARGAZER is far, FAR worse."
Guy 1: "WTF is a STARGAZER?"
Guy 2: "Nah fam, STARGAZER is far, FAR worse."
Guy 1: "WTF is a STARGAZER?"
STARGAZER by KrimsonKatt January 13, 2022