Zeke: The new receptionist's voice is kinda husky, don't you think?
Clem: That's because we've hired a manceptionist.
Clem: That's because we've hired a manceptionist.
by Krakky McKraken November 12, 2006
Final evolutionary stage of the Purplepotamus. Distinguished by its bellowing rage and increasingly suicidal behavior. A Predapotamus is usually driven into extinction quickly since its actions are not thought out in advance.
Daisy Mae: The Predapotamus was fired after sending an inflammatory e-mail officewide about how much she hates the person sitting next to her.
by Krakky McKraken November 12, 2006
Also, "F.A.P.L.A.W."
Abbreviation: "Fat Ass Psychotic Lazy Ass Windbag."
Short-hand title for the Purplepotamus.
Abbreviation: "Fat Ass Psychotic Lazy Ass Windbag."
Short-hand title for the Purplepotamus.
Purplepotamus: O my gawd! You can't send this letter out like this! I'll get in trouble!
Zeke: This has nothing to do with you!
Purplepotamus: Yes it does!
Zeke: Then if you don't like it, why don't you, oh, I dunno, do your own work?
Purplepotamus: Becawwwwwwse Joel won't let me leave my desk!
(She storms off.)
Zeke: Motherfucking FAPLAW!!!
Zeke: This has nothing to do with you!
Purplepotamus: Yes it does!
Zeke: Then if you don't like it, why don't you, oh, I dunno, do your own work?
Purplepotamus: Becawwwwwwse Joel won't let me leave my desk!
(She storms off.)
Zeke: Motherfucking FAPLAW!!!
by Krakky McKraken October 06, 2007
Busybody who always needs to ask where one's lunch has come from, even if it's obvious. Every ingredient must be accounted for.
Zeke: How come you didn't have lunch with us today, Clyde?
Clyde: I got caught by the phantom gourmet. Of course she had to ask me if I'd gotten my burger at Wendy's. I said, "What gave it away? The bag that says 'Wendy's' on it?"
Clyde: I got caught by the phantom gourmet. Of course she had to ask me if I'd gotten my burger at Wendy's. I said, "What gave it away? The bag that says 'Wendy's' on it?"
by Krakky McKraken November 12, 2006
Facially porcine middle manager with greasy skin and absolutely no tact or common sense. Nasty, ill-tempered, whiny, hypocritical, and nonsensical. Lies constantly. Expects employees to violate the laws of physics, time & space, in order to get things done. Basically one of Tolkien's Orcs come to life.
Clyde: This is ridiculous. Joan wants me to move every box on the fifth floor and she want it done in the next twenty minutes! There's over 300 boxes! Why does she do this?
Zeke: Because she's a Pork Orc. Pork Orc! Pork Orc!
Zeke: Because she's a Pork Orc. Pork Orc! Pork Orc!
by Krakky McKraken November 05, 2006
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