skwat

A portmanteau (compound word) connoting a "Skape twat."

Holy Christ, the skwat's really reekin' today. Must be usin' that mint Ben-Gay as perfume again.

by Krakky McKraken August 20, 2006

Skwat

When lady is both a skank and a twat..

My co worker Jill is Skwat

by Acollins22 January 26, 2017

Skwat

Better way to say "Squat"
Must be said with passion and only by people who squat more than 2x their own body weight.

Ed Coan - "Hey Mark Bell, open up your taint to get a good skwat"

by Danines March 13, 2019

skwat

the act of explosive ejaculation resulting in lots of cum

Last night I skwat so hard I filled up all the space left in the condom. I thought I was gonna break it!

by partyhero September 29, 2019

Twat skwat

Female version of the circle jerk.
When females get in a circle and masturbate their neighbor.

"I heard the girls had a major twat skwat last weekend, wish I could have went along"

by drewskeet January 10, 2013

drop the kids off at the skate park

The unfortunate circumstance where you have to take a dump in a dry toilet bowl. The

empty bowl represents a skate park, and is similar to the way kids skate in an empty swimming pool.

1st Dude: Dude, my water was off this morning. How 'bout yours?

2nd Dude: Yeah, trying to get ready for work was tough. I had to drop the kids off at the skate park, instead of the pool.

by Chas501 February 2, 2017

skat and dub

When you ejaculate and shit your pants at the same time

Yo John I just skat and dubbed, you got any extra pants?

by Lickdatmeat May 21, 2016