1. A person who claims to be an evangelical, who holds up hand-picked biblical rules, interprets them to fit their agenda, but who largely preaches "do as I say, not as I do."
2. A person who is willing to absolve their political or religious leader of their sins because that person helps achieve their agenda.
3. A person who is unable to differentiate between their professed morals and values and their own, or someone else's, contradictory actions.
4. A deranged evangelical, or a deranged zealot.
2. A person who is willing to absolve their political or religious leader of their sins because that person helps achieve their agenda.
3. A person who is unable to differentiate between their professed morals and values and their own, or someone else's, contradictory actions.
4. A deranged evangelical, or a deranged zealot.
The derangelical neighbor lady taught her children to follow the scripture and love their neighbor -- except the liberal next door.
The neighbor man fervently supported building the border wall, while crossing the border every Saturday night to visit his favorite prostitute. He's a bona fide derangelical.
The neighbor man fervently supported building the border wall, while crossing the border every Saturday night to visit his favorite prostitute. He's a bona fide derangelical.
by Konundrummer March 10, 2019
memebecilic
adjective: imbecilic, over-use of memes on the Internet; annoying use of memes; over use of a meme
adjective: imbecilic, over-use of memes on the Internet; annoying use of memes; over use of a meme
by Konundrummer February 28, 2013
Noun - biercing: jewelry added to a beard
Noun - biercer: one who adds jewelry to a beard, whether to self or to another
Piercing an otherwise natural beard with beads, metal or any other adornment.
Items clipped, clasped, cuffed, braided or any other method of attachment into beard hair
Verb - bierce, beircing: the act of adding jewelry to a beard
Noun - biercer: one who adds jewelry to a beard, whether to self or to another
Piercing an otherwise natural beard with beads, metal or any other adornment.
Items clipped, clasped, cuffed, braided or any other method of attachment into beard hair
Verb - bierce, beircing: the act of adding jewelry to a beard
The community of hirsute men having grown tired of the same look every day is looking to bierce their beards. Estheticians of all types are seeing an opportunity raise the bar on biercing. A cottage industry of professional biercers is rising in 2023.
by Konundrummer January 12, 2023
slash tag (noun) - A type of hash tag that implies a threat.
slash tagging (verb) - The act of applying a hash tag
slash tagging (verb) - The act of applying a hash tag
Billy ended his Facebook rant about who ever stole his iPod by slash tagging #iwillcutyou
Molly was particularly pleased with her party outfit and posted her picture on Facebook with the slash tag #watchoutbitches
Molly was particularly pleased with her party outfit and posted her picture on Facebook with the slash tag #watchoutbitches
by Konundrummer February 09, 2013
A contraction of "drool" + "ogle" -- to drool while ogling an attractive person. Commonly used as a form of lascivious flattery.
by Konundrummer November 04, 2011
That moment in cinema and real life when a scene change so stark in contrast occurs that the psyche breaths a collective sigh or delicious inhale while taking it all in. The Oz Moment in the film The Wizard of Oz was when Dorothy first opened the door of her house onto Muchkin Land and the film shifted from black and white to technicolor.
Upon awakening their first morning in the Italian Villa they'd rented, the film "Enchanted April" conveyed an Oz Moment through the brilliant, floral vista along the Italian coast.
by Konundrummer May 16, 2010
trump·lo·dyte
ˈtrumpləˌdīt/
noun
a person who hasn't evolved since caveman times, still lives in a cave and ascribes to the brand of backwards social politics promoted by Donald Trump (presidential hopeful for 2016)
a social hermit.
a person who is regarded as being deliberately ignorant or old-fashioned.
troglodytexenophobiamisogynyredneck
ˈtrumpləˌdīt/
noun
a person who hasn't evolved since caveman times, still lives in a cave and ascribes to the brand of backwards social politics promoted by Donald Trump (presidential hopeful for 2016)
a social hermit.
a person who is regarded as being deliberately ignorant or old-fashioned.
troglodytexenophobiamisogynyredneck
Science has not yet proven Trumplodytes as a separate evolutionary species of man, but there is strong evidence based on their 20th century social and political rhetoric.
"Bill's regressive attitude about gender, xenophobic stances and inability in general to control what spews from his mouth pretty much pegs the trumplodyte meter."
"Bill's regressive attitude about gender, xenophobic stances and inability in general to control what spews from his mouth pretty much pegs the trumplodyte meter."
by Konundrummer December 05, 2015