Kongamuse's definitions
After years of being warned to take care of his health, the fat, ugly obese man finally died of an agonizing heart attack. Good riddance, for he was a complete and total waste of space on the Earth.
by Kongamuse January 4, 2011
Get the Heart Attackmug. so stupid it's embarrassing. can be used to describe something like comedy or a person's bizarre, off-the-wall, eccentric behavior.
by Kongamuse November 1, 2012
Get the retardedmug. A French nickname for a depressive, gloomy, melancholic person. Can also be spelled Mélanchon in Standard French.
Interesting historical factoid: This name was given to Pierre Laverdure ("Pierre the Green") a French colonist from La Rochelle, in Western France, who settled in Nova Scotia and Quebec. All Quebec and Louisiana Cajuns who bear this last name are all descended from him, and all are related to each other at some point. See: cousins
Laverdure was known for witnessing many tragedies in his life, and suffering from bouts of traumatic melancholia. Hence his nickname given by other colonists.
Pronounced: May-la'h-sa'h (letter N's are usually silent in French, after the first letter)
Interesting historical factoid: This name was given to Pierre Laverdure ("Pierre the Green") a French colonist from La Rochelle, in Western France, who settled in Nova Scotia and Quebec. All Quebec and Louisiana Cajuns who bear this last name are all descended from him, and all are related to each other at some point. See: cousins
Laverdure was known for witnessing many tragedies in his life, and suffering from bouts of traumatic melancholia. Hence his nickname given by other colonists.
Pronounced: May-la'h-sa'h (letter N's are usually silent in French, after the first letter)
by Kongamuse May 31, 2013
Get the Mélançonmug. by Kongamuse May 14, 2011
Get the VampireFreaksmug. The most cowardly people in the Western world. They like to think their shit doesn't stink, just because their ancestors built an awesome culture. or something. That's really all that I see about them. Superficial attention whores.
The only reason people like the French is because of their culture. Which is a pretty shallow reason to like them. The modern French people are total douches, they are dumb as hell, and they have not lived up to their ancestors' names. They are descendants of Gallo and Breton Celts, Frankish Germans, & Greco-Italians. They preach about left-wing ideas such as tolerance, while being xenophobic themselves. Basically its a PC Marxist shithole, where reality is ignored & contradictory lives run rampant. They are also tolerant of Muslims & Jews, Gypsies & other leaches. (I have no idea why the French waste time on these people...)
(Even Cajuns don't like French people. I should know ... I am one. Don't believe me? I can prove it....Last name is FONTENOT, family is originally from VENDEE, POITOU and BRITTANY...I live in Louisiana. Born of mostly Catholic family. Am a Deist. And I do know who Bonaparte, Voltaire and Clovis are. And yes, I CAN point France out on a map......How many French people can point out, Louisiana I wonder..)
As an American with Cajun French ancestry, I really have to laugh at all of these French nerds bashing CMT and rednecks on this website. (As if there is anything fuckin wrong with being country in the first place.) Fagz.
The only reason people like the French is because of their culture. Which is a pretty shallow reason to like them. The modern French people are total douches, they are dumb as hell, and they have not lived up to their ancestors' names. They are descendants of Gallo and Breton Celts, Frankish Germans, & Greco-Italians. They preach about left-wing ideas such as tolerance, while being xenophobic themselves. Basically its a PC Marxist shithole, where reality is ignored & contradictory lives run rampant. They are also tolerant of Muslims & Jews, Gypsies & other leaches. (I have no idea why the French waste time on these people...)
(Even Cajuns don't like French people. I should know ... I am one. Don't believe me? I can prove it....Last name is FONTENOT, family is originally from VENDEE, POITOU and BRITTANY...I live in Louisiana. Born of mostly Catholic family. Am a Deist. And I do know who Bonaparte, Voltaire and Clovis are. And yes, I CAN point France out on a map......How many French people can point out, Louisiana I wonder..)
As an American with Cajun French ancestry, I really have to laugh at all of these French nerds bashing CMT and rednecks on this website. (As if there is anything fuckin wrong with being country in the first place.) Fagz.
Polish, Serbs & Russians are far cooler. Beware of your interactions with these people, as they are usually not to be trusted, for they are known for their cowardice & complicity. Common personality traits of a French include metrosexuality, backstabbing, political correctness, obnoxious liberalism, hatred of rednecks, Serbs, Russians and other hard-working people, pseudo-intellectualism, contradictory lifestyle (xenophobic, yet preaching tolerance), bashing almost anyone who isn't them, affection for homosexuals, superficiality, all talk no actions, lack of fortitude, self-pity.
by Kongamuse December 11, 2013
Get the Frenchmug. I think they are the most overrated band of all time. I listen to their albums, and most of them are pretty bland, dull, mediocre. Whatever. They're overrated. The Pixies are much better.
This definition is probably going to a lot of thumbs down.
OH FUCKING WELL. :)
This definition is probably going to a lot of thumbs down.
OH FUCKING WELL. :)
by Kongamuse September 5, 2011
Get the Husker Dumug. I'm the kinda guy
Who don't pick up the phone
I sneak around the room
I bitch about and moan
People make me nervous
Pretty soon, they'll leave me alone
Free and freaky in the USA
My sister went to war
She tied a guy up on leash
I think about it, sometimes
While I'm sittin' on the beach
I know it sounds silly
I hate it when people look at me the wrong way
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
England and France
These cultures are old
The cheese is stinky
And the beer ain't cold
When i go over there
I make sure
I gotta walk bold
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Woah, today, my mind begins to stray
I sit around an old house
Schemin' in the dark
I'm walkin' all alone
In a bath robe, in the park
I feel a touch of evil
But I guess it'll be OK
Free and freaky in the USA
Who don't pick up the phone
I sneak around the room
I bitch about and moan
People make me nervous
Pretty soon, they'll leave me alone
Free and freaky in the USA
My sister went to war
She tied a guy up on leash
I think about it, sometimes
While I'm sittin' on the beach
I know it sounds silly
I hate it when people look at me the wrong way
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
England and France
These cultures are old
The cheese is stinky
And the beer ain't cold
When i go over there
I make sure
I gotta walk bold
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Woah, today, my mind begins to stray
I sit around an old house
Schemin' in the dark
I'm walkin' all alone
In a bath robe, in the park
I feel a touch of evil
But I guess it'll be OK
Free and freaky in the USA
ALABAMA,
DALAI LAMA,
PSYCHODRAMA
PINK PAJAMA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
BLACK OBAMA,
BABY MOMMA,
NO MORE COMMA,
DEAD OSAMA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
DALAI LAMA,
PSYCHODRAMA
PINK PAJAMA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
BLACK OBAMA,
BABY MOMMA,
NO MORE COMMA,
DEAD OSAMA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
by Kongamuse May 2, 2013
Get the FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USAmug.