Definitions by KnightofNerdom
Man, I'm hungry as shit
A code phrase invented by Kevin Hart's smartest dumbest friend Harry. It is used to avoid discussing topics that would get them in trouble with their wives/girlfriends.
Sam: So, how about last night at the club....
Chris: Man, I'm hungry as shit!
Sam: I'm not, I just ate. Man you was so....
Chris: Sammy! I said "Man, I'm hungry as shit!"
Sam: Why don't you get a footlong at Subway for $5?
Chris: Sammy! I said "MAN, I AM HUNGRY AS SHIT!!!!!"
Sam: Then why don't you eat that fine girl's pussy?
Chris: Man, I'm hungry as shit!
Sam: I'm not, I just ate. Man you was so....
Chris: Sammy! I said "Man, I'm hungry as shit!"
Sam: Why don't you get a footlong at Subway for $5?
Chris: Sammy! I said "MAN, I AM HUNGRY AS SHIT!!!!!"
Sam: Then why don't you eat that fine girl's pussy?
Man, I'm hungry as shit by KnightofNerdom September 24, 2019
don't lie
A code used when putting a friend on the spot. It implies that you want your friend to lie, usually to cover up something the former shouldn't say.
Kevin: Harry! Harry! Real quick, don't lie. Where we comin' from?
Harry: Man, you was with dat bitch with da fat ass.
Harry: Man, you was with dat bitch with da fat ass.
don't lie by KnightofNerdom September 24, 2019
pussy drinker
Used to describe someone with poor taste in beverages. Often said in a public drinking establishment such as a bar or pub.
Bartender: How we doing gentlemen?
Adam: I'll have a Bud Light.
Hunter: I'll have a Corona.
Casey: I'll have a Diet Coke.
Adam: You are such a pussy drinker.
Adam: I'll have a Bud Light.
Hunter: I'll have a Corona.
Casey: I'll have a Diet Coke.
Adam: You are such a pussy drinker.
pussy drinker by KnightofNerdom August 30, 2019
Pub Sub
Pub Sub by KnightofNerdom August 29, 2019
one man's treasure is another man's trash
What one sees as valuable, another would view as garbage or junk. Reversed form of "One man's trash is another man's treasure".
Peter: OMG, you have the Johnny Seven OMA Gun! That was the coolest toy ever as a kid.
John: Throw it out man. That thing is worthless, I kept losing all the ammo.
Peter: I guess one man's treasure is another man's trash.
John: Throw it out man. That thing is worthless, I kept losing all the ammo.
Peter: I guess one man's treasure is another man's trash.
one man's treasure is another man's trash by KnightofNerdom August 20, 2019
Horseplay
A sexual act that involves the use of a dildo or strap-on shaped like a horse cock. In some cases, participants may also wear creepy horse head masks.
Horseplay by KnightofNerdom August 12, 2019
Chump change
Boss: We're glad you accepted this job at McDonald's. We'll start you at $10.50 an hour.
Worker: $10.50 is chump change. I want $20.
Worker: $10.50 is chump change. I want $20.
Chump change by KnightofNerdom July 14, 2019