Definitions by Klinkhammer

techxpert

The Genius who know is a know it all when it comes to knowing everything about tech

Ask him/her how to program and or repair any time of laptop, program or smartphone

He/She will tell ya!!! What they think is right

Hey Jimmy your a Techxpert Right?
Can u help me fix my laptop ?

Jimmy : Sure and yes I am a techxpert and the problem with ur computer is that it has been hacked

Thanks Jimmy you da Texhxpert

techxpert by Klinkhammer May 23, 2018

Shynese

A Chinese person whose shy of almost anything and everything!

Hey Man Why Are you always so Shy?

Oh I’m A very Shynese Guy!

Shynese by Klinkhammer December 14, 2017

donglephone

A Phablet or Smartphone That lacks Ports

E.g iPhone 7,8, & X models

Google Pixel 2& pixel 2 XL

And The Razer Phone

OH SHIT YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A DONGLEPHONE WHEN YOU CANNOT LISTEN TO DAMN WIRED HEADPHONES!

donglephone by Klinkhammer November 27, 2017

donglebook

A Macbook with No or Barely any ports

Shit my Computer Has No Ports worst mistake ever made by purchasing this Donglebook

donglebook by Klinkhammer November 27, 2017

AudioJack

An Alternative word for Headphone Jack or Aux Cord that provides audio to your notebook or smartphone

Hey Man your phone is lit bro It has a Built in Audiojack !

AudioJack by Klinkhammer November 27, 2017

razer phone

A Brick shape Gaming Phone Made by Razer

Hey man I just got the Razer Phone it’s a gaming phone for gamers

razer phone by Klinkhammer November 22, 2017