Klinkhammer's definitions

The law

A system put in place that helps keep society in place and manages to fuck it up from time to time

Why can’t I park here ??

Cuz this company got a sign that say by the law that you can’t park here !

by Klinkhammer January 15, 2019

Techtober

Is what nerds geeks etc.... have labelled October as Techtober the only month where they can geek out about tech

Hey r u going to the Apple Inc Event in Techtober ?

by Klinkhammer January 13, 2019

rednotes

A term that is used by a person who falls extremely ill/sick in a way where they can keep it lowkey

“Hey man are you ok ?, you don’t look so good”

“No man I’m not I’m hitting them rednotes”

by Klinkhammer January 1, 2019

YM INC

A unisex fashion company with a lot of cool brands such as

Bluenotes

And Urban Planet

With

Yo I work @ YM Inc I can get u a discount

by Klinkhammer January 11, 2019

Jailbreak

The best way to get features on iOS devices that app doesn’t offer

Hey man I just used jailbreak for my iPhone and I got more apps

by Klinkhammer June 4, 2019

Google Pixel

Googles Sexy ass version of the iPhone

That just looks back @ you when u look @ it or opens when u put your finger in its sensor

Hey I just got the google pixel ?

Yea ur lame

by Klinkhammer November 22, 2018