KingMustard's definitions

Poundstretcher

A cheap little crappy shop based in the UK for skutters and tramps. Renouned for having crap bosses and shat pay. Don't work there!

I heard your mate works at Poundstretcher. Poor bastard.

by kingmustard January 26, 2005

Mandeep Sandar

Mandeep is a strange creature who has hair like a girl and never washes it. He often visits the chip shop to dip his hair in the grease to give it a nice shiny finish. He often sports many different head wears ranging from a hair band to a tea cosy to keep his mush warm. Very hairy indivdual with a strong smell of daddy's sauce.

Monty: Is that a large, greasy muffball?

George: Nah, thats just Mandeep bless him.

by kingmustard May 8, 2005

Rupert Bear

'Rupert the Bear' is a fictional character created by Mary Tourtel in the 1920s.

Everyone loves Rupert the Bear! His TV show was truly superb.

by kingmustard May 8, 2005

Kinhell

Short for Fucking Hell

Kinhell, this game is scary!

by kingmustard June 15, 2004

MSNM

Short for MSN Messenger.

Be right back, I am going to install MSNM.

by kingmustard May 3, 2005

LaMarr

The headcrab pet of Dr. Kleiner in Half-Life 2.

LaMarr is a damn cute little devil.

by kingmustard July 16, 2008

Fuck Mustard

The mixture of anal lube, semen, and feces resulting from butt sex.

When I got done fucking her in the ass I had Fuck Mustard on my dick. Tastes great on burgers!!!!

by KingMustard February 23, 2014