KingFett's definitions

Hairy Areola

a small hairy circular area, in particular the ring of pigmented skin surrounding a nipple.

The other night Beyonce and I where getting dirty, I went to suck some nip. To my surprise she had some wookie looking hairy areolas.

by KingFett September 18, 2014

crack lint

The lint that gathers in your upper butt crack. It can sometimes contain more personality then most people.

Max has a whole jar of crack lint, it has the most putrid smell.

by KingFett September 18, 2014

Stink lips

The putrid smell your lips emit after giving oral.

I got stink lips from Nicole the other night, it stuck with me all night.

by KingFett September 16, 2014

Turf Boner

Similar to Turf Toe, but to your erect penis. Most commonly occurred from dipping the love stick into the honey pot either to fast or to hard. Causing it to slip out missing the intended target.

John got turf boner last night, we had to put it on ice.

by KingFett September 18, 2014

OMFZJ

OMFZJ
Oh My Fucking Zombie Jesus

Not to be confused with the common autocorrect OMDZJ
Oh My Ducking Zombie Jesus

OMFZJ did you see how low Carrie Fisher's boobs hang?

by KingFett September 20, 2014

fartligious

When you suddenly become religious from having a tummy ache. You prey to your god of choice to not fart, in fear it will have a following.

Wet farts are not a joking matter.

That Taco Bell made me fartligious all night, each fart had a surprise.

by KingFett September 27, 2014

Back Wings

When ones back hair grows and forms wing shapes. It can be overwhelming to most women and men. Those with back wings are ideally more evolved as it's own species of human bird hybrid.

Corbin has a sexy set of back wings, I can run my fingers thru that hair all day.

by KingFett September 18, 2014