Luka Donkey Dick is a nickname given to a famous Basketball Player in Dallas . He is alleged to be hung like a field Animal hence Donkey Dick.
When Luka Donkey Dick was playing Basketball one fan noted “wow Luka looks like he has a Donkey Dick”
by King Yamayama January 27, 2024

Chicklets is a brand of chewing gum that’s popular in many neighborhoods. When you’re at the top of the food chain in the old town and a known tough guy you could often put a would be challenger on notice by telling them this. If you don’t watch out you’ll be “spitting bloody Chicklets”. This can be both a warning and an actual threat.
by King Yamayama December 11, 2024

On the surface a Chip Route, is a business or someone that delivers chip snacks to grocery stores or convenience shops. In the grocery business it is often used as a threat to underperforming employees in a derogatory way. It is in some circles thought to be a step down from a job that you already have . It is often used when someone is fired in a grocery store.
Hey man I heard the boss called you on the carpet about how bad you were at stocking the shelves. Joe in Frozen Food said he overheard him saying “ I’ll have you on a Chip Route unless you straighten up and do better” and “they’ll call you Chipper”
by King Yamayama November 30, 2024

A Mud Canvas most commonly appears in a public restroom. Sometimes a Mud Canvas is accidental but many times it’s on purpose. If you have ever been in a Public Restroom with Shit spread all over the wall you have seen a Mud Canvas. You know it’s on purpose when you see artistic elements when some dick fancies themselves as a primitive Pablo Picasso hence a Mud Canvas.
by King Yamayama December 13, 2024

The Westside can be tough in many cities. A guy from my past there died suddenly. I asked an old buddy what happened? He said “Jerry”was involved with some really bad people. He went on to say that he died from Westside Lead Poisoning . I asked did he live in an old house with lead paint? He replied NO, it was the Lead from the bullet in his heart !
Jerry was involved with some terrible people. He crossed them up too. It was not long after that he succumbed to Westside Lead Poisoning.
by King Yamayama May 29, 2025

By definition Dancing Fossils is a somewhat common sight you will see in warm weather retirement communities. Retirees can be seen hitting the dance floor of their favorite bar dancing to an old tune from their past . Hence they are dubbed Dancing Fossils by the locals.
eg Hey Larry, I see your Uncle Fred that just had a hip replacement is out on the dance floor with the rest of those old dancing fossils ! Larry replies ; yeah he can’t help himself, he heard Twist and Shout come on the jukebox and had to get out there
by King Yamayama January 31, 2025
