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Definitions by King Yamayama

chip route 

On the surface a Chip Route, is a business or someone that delivers chip snacks to grocery stores or convenience shops. In the grocery business it is often used as a threat to underperforming employees in a derogatory way. It is in some circles thought to be a step down from a job that you already have . It is often used when someone is fired in a grocery store.
Hey man I heard the boss called you on the carpet about how bad you were at stocking the shelves. Joe in Frozen Food said he overheard him saying “ I’ll have you on a Chip Route unless you straighten up and do better” and “they’ll call you Chipper
chip route by King Yamayama November 30, 2024

gas station ready 

Gas stations are open all hours of the day and night. You should have your head on a pivot because these places get robbed, you can be robbed , shot at or worse. To be Gas Station Ready one must be ready both physically and mentally to handle an attack . Long and short be prepared, be in shape and be ready to run, hide or fight!
Man Coach Mike Vrabel looks like he’s Gas Station Ready ! He’s a big dude, athletic and seems like he knows how to handle a situation.Bad guys would Not fair well rolling up on him!

Luka Donkey Dick 

Luka Donkey Dick is a nickname given to a famous Basketball Player in Dallas . He is alleged to be hung like a field Animal hence Donkey Dick.
When Luka Donkey Dick was playing Basketball one fan noted “wow Luka looks like he has a Donkey Dick”
Luka Donkey Dick by King Yamayama January 27, 2024

button dick energy 

Button dick energy is opposite of big dick energy. It’s synonymous with short man syndrome when one tries to appear tall and they’re not.
That racist statement he made is Button Dick Energy, it makes him small.
button dick energy by King Yamayama February 15, 2023

Urban Grifter 

A nickname given to a famous former football coach. He’s been known to arrive at well known universities and pro teams with hopes of championships. They soon find out the dysfunction and baggage associated with him isn’t worth it. With all that he seems to find gigs that pay great money. Hence Urban is a Grifter
Hey remember when Urban Grifter was with that team down south? He should have returned home with the team! Instead he saddled wifey with the grandkids and went to the bar to find him some young strange
Urban Grifter by King Yamayama January 11, 2023
Short for Preventative Piss .
We’ll have to wait a minute because the old guy has to take a PP before the long drive to the Lake
PP by King Yamayama September 8, 2022

mutt loaf 

That stray mutt down the street left a mutt loaf on my freshly cut lawn.
mutt loaf by King Yamayama May 27, 2019