Kim 's definitions

elope

To run off and get married so you can be truthful to god and still do it..

I am going to elope with my luva Chris.

by kim November 28, 2003

dodge ball.

The best game where you try to knock out the people you don't like.

"When we play dodge ball today lets hit sara in the head and hopefully she'll pass out!"

by Kim October 16, 2003

father

if they have a daughter they become extremely dangerous around the time when their daughter starts dating. THey tend to glare or attack any male within 20 feet of their daughter and then pretend it was an accident. Often times the mother will keep the father at bay when the daughters boy friend comes around. Or hopefully she will otherwise the daughter will have a boyfriend no more.

Oh shit! its my father hide.

by kim March 14, 2004

bangin

A good looking person

Damn she's bangin!

by Kim October 16, 2003

DZK

DZK is the greatest rapper of all time. His lyrics are phenomenal and his flow is miraculous. His songs depict heaven in the music form. Listening to DZK is the equivalent to having sex with Carmen Electra.

I'm called the carn-iv-or-ous cause of carnage, causing
casualities, carrying crippled carcasses, casually
rabidly ripping and ravaging rancid flesh rapidly
frantically feasting faster to finish it, actually

an animal's mechanically a cannibal naturally
I'm just acting on behalf of my insanity's savagery
I can't seem to manage or handle humanity happily
it's like, Newton's apple trying to grapple with gravity

by Kim February 26, 2005

scaliwag

A low-life from a trailor park. This type of person most likely will be seen with Circle K Feet and a Kool-Aid smile. It's also a term to describe a loose or easy female. Another name for someone who is a professional bowler with a bad combover.

Two scaliwags were arrested in the trailor park last night for stealing a 10-speed.

by Kim June 30, 2004

Muffasa

Used to describe any object, person, event, fashion or situation that is unbecoming, disagreeable, unpleasant, or just plain ugly.

Laural: Dude, did you see that new Ben Affleck movie?
Neal: Ugh, it was so muffasa style.
Laural: Yeah, he looked wicked muffasa.
Neal: So muffasa.

by Kim December 8, 2003