Mr./Ms. Right

A supernatural being that has inherited the powers of Proteus and uses them to don the guise of whatever love interest currently holds our attention. Once the victim's attention has been goaded and he or she is compelled to follow, Mr./Ms. Right then vanishes, but always reappears again, forcing his or her weary victims into endless pursuit of desperate futility.

"I thought he was Mr. Right, but boy was I mistaken."

by Killing Kittens March 17, 2005

faith

Hope and confidence in a belief, person, or concept.

I don't have enough faith to be an atheist.

by Killing Kittens June 25, 2004

vikings

The most metal tribe of pagans, fierce and savage, whom although losing the war against christianity eons ago, their descendants still sing about it as if they had won.

"You're just not viking enough." --Kevin Farrell

by Killing Kittens October 22, 2004

Depression

The common rational reaction to self-awareness.

Are you depressed for a very good reason, depressed for no good reason, or just depressed?

by Killing Kittens January 17, 2005

world war II

One of the few sequels that surpassed the original.

We have, ironically, World War II to thank for ending the depression.

by Killing Kittens December 17, 2005

mindfuck

A gimmicky, pretentious, and largely manipulative story-telling device.

Jacob's Ladder is a real mindfuck.

by Killing Kittens May 18, 2004

Trust

An earned, unspoken, and continual agreement between two individuals that should never, under any circumstances, be initiated out of or confused for love.

Trust friends if they are dead, and lovers never.

by Killing Kittens March 30, 2005