Friendship

A method of castrating men without using sharp objects.

From David DeAngelo's article:

She looked at him with compassion in her eyes
and said "Thank you... I really mean that... but
I don't want to mess up our friendship... you're
too important to me...".

by Killing Kittens March 31, 2005

faith

Hope and confidence in a belief, person, or concept.

I don't have enough faith to be an atheist.

by Killing Kittens June 26, 2004

virginity

What women are proud to have and men are ashamed of.

"I'd feel guilty taking your virginity away from you," she said, "You're so . . . nice."

"It's not like I value it," said he.

by Killing Kittens November 02, 2004

sell out

What envious underachievers call artists, writers, actors, or musicians when they no longer conform to their expectations.

Band X changed instead of staying exactly the same. They're sell outs!

by Killing Kittens June 05, 2004

necromancer

1. A gothic fantasy character sporting an outfit too fantastic and ridiculous to be worn in real life.

2. One who conjures the spirits of the dead for purposes of magically revealing the future or influencing the course of events.

Here's a picture of my necromancer casting a spell. Do you think she looks goth enoough? Should I darken the shade of her lipstick and give her stiletto heels?

by Killing Kittens July 30, 2006

open-minded

The state of having the same beliefs and perceptions as you, or being succeptible to their influence.

I'm looking to meet open-minded people, but only if they believe X, Y, and Z.

by Killing Kittens September 09, 2006

Zoophilia

A word used in place of "bestiality", often with the intention of making the practice sound more dignified.

"Firstly, introductions all round. My name is removed to protect dolphinlovers, musician, pre-vet student and Delphinic Zoophile. People are often wondering just what the hell zoophilia is. Zoophilia is best described as a love of animals so intimate that the person (and the animal) involved have no objections to expressing their affection for each other in the sexual fashion. This is not to be confused with bestiality, where a person forcefully mates an animal, without their consent, and with no mutual feelings whatsoever. This is something that I would never do to a dolphin, since I love them dearly, and treat them with the same respect that an honest husband would have for his wife and children." from www.dolphinsex.org

by Killing Kittens May 19, 2004