Dimmu Borgir

The most pretentious and bombastic of Black Metal bands, and, for that reason, the most enjoyable.

Take three impressive-sounding words that have nothing to do with each other and put them together. Then you have the title of the next Dimmu Borgir album!

by Killing Kittens June 23, 2004

heart

A vessel made of earnest ceramic, easy to break. you can glue it back together innumerable times, but each time it's weaker than before.

Has someone stolen your heart? Sucker!

by Killing Kittens March 28, 2005

Stalker

Anyone who has an intense interest in another person. Could encompass a wide variety of people; ranging from the innocent and idealistic to the homocidal, but in our cynical society such people are generally thought of as dangerous, especially if they are socially inept.

See instead hopeless romantic.

The stalker did not think of himself as such until she told him to fuck off.

by Killing Kittens March 30, 2005

ideal

That which does not ostensibly exist and is futile to achieve yet without which our lives are utterly devoid of meaning.

Idealists are never truly happy.

by Killing Kittens May 18, 2004

Weirdos never start

An alternative to Nice Guys Finish Last.

What then, makes you a weirdo or a nice guy?

by Killing Kittens November 15, 2004

dinosaurs

I sincerely hope Phrigajiblenophip's definition was a joke.

See my definition of 'Dinosaur' and ByThorsBeard's definition of 'Scale of Dinosaurs'.

Alarmingly, a recent poll showed that 51% of Americans believe that dinosaurs and early man lived at the same time.

by Killing Kittens October 26, 2004

Hope

The delusion that your situation is not as objectively bad as it is.

Hope is the fruitless denial of the more realistic pessimism.

by Killing Kittens January 17, 2005