Occifer

A sarcastic term for police officer, usually said by a drunk trying to be smart or funny.

Did you see the way Occifer Mike was pushing the guest off thw stage on the Steve Wilkos Show? It makes you wonder why people bother to go on the show.

by KillerMongaloid August 30, 2010

mock snuff

a scene in a movie that when removed could be passed off as an actual snuff film.

After watching some of the Flower of Flesh and Blood video Charlie Sheen turned it over to the FBI not realizing the murder he just witnessed was a mock snuff scene.

by KillerMongaloid November 04, 2009

mary janey

A super hot stripper mom that gets stoned. A MILF.

"Did you see that red head dancer doing lap dances at the Go-Go Rama last night?"

"Yeah, she's a Mary Janey! Tip her extra and she'll squirt you some tit milk!."

by KillerMongaloid August 24, 2017

stiffy splink

a small erect penis.

Brandi loved it when her friend Bobby showed her his stiffy splink.

by KillerMongaloid November 04, 2009

gummybears

a large snot that's eaten.

The entire class seen the boy picking his nose and eating the gummybears he found inside.

by KillerMongaloid November 04, 2009