ass picker

a very thinly rolled marijuana joint.

"Yo dude... you think you put enough weed in that ass picker you rolled?"

by KillerMongaloid November 04, 2009

reggie

a large curved erect penis.

All the women loved Derek because of the size of his reggie.

by KillerMongaloid November 04, 2009

momsturbate

to masturbate while watching one's mother dress or shower, or while looking at nude photos of her.

Todd couldn't help but momsturbate after finding naked photo's of his mother in his fathers dresser drawer.

by KillerMongaloid November 04, 2009

stiffy splink

a small erect penis.

Brandi loved it when her friend Bobby showed her his stiffy splink.

by KillerMongaloid November 04, 2009

gummybears

a large snot that's eaten.

The entire class seen the boy picking his nose and eating the gummybears he found inside.

by KillerMongaloid November 04, 2009