KillerMongaloid's definitions

ass picker

a very thinly rolled marijuana joint.

"Yo dude... you think you put enough weed in that ass picker you rolled?"

by KillerMongaloid November 6, 2009

whalechair

a wheelchair used by big fat people that aren't cripple who are to lazy to walk, usually found at Walmarts and casinos.

"Did you see that big fat woman in the whalechair with the bucket of fried chicken?"

by KillerMongaloid November 1, 2009

showgirl

a stripper that dances in a peep booth or strips behind a glass partition in exchange for tokens.

Marlene was a showgirl at Triple X Theater in NYC.

by KillerMongaloid November 6, 2009

Titsie

An older mother who enjoys wearing low cut tops to show off her cleavage and breasts to younger men for sole purpose for them to stare at and lust for them.

Our math teacher Mrs. Modor enjoys bending over to give certain students an eyeful of her dangling breasts. All the guys call her Titsie behind her back.

by KillerMongaloid August 10, 2017

stiffy splink

a small erect penis.

Brandi loved it when her friend Bobby showed her his stiffy splink.

by KillerMongaloid November 6, 2009