KillerMongaloid's definitions

mom tits

Large breasts on an older, mature woman.

Did you see the mom tits on Bernie's mother? Everyone's drooling to nurse on them like a baby.

by KillerMongaloid January 16, 2011

mom fart

When your mother cuts a loud fart.

Mrs. B. tried blaming the family dog when she cut a mom fart but everyone at the table knew it was her.

by KillerMongaloid January 16, 2011

Occifer

A sarcastic term for police officer, usually said by a drunk trying to be smart or funny.

Did you see the way Occifer Mike was pushing the guest off thw stage on the Steve Wilkos Show? It makes you wonder why people bother to go on the show.

by KillerMongaloid September 1, 2010

Titsie

An older mother who enjoys wearing low cut tops to show off her cleavage and breasts to younger men for sole purpose for them to stare at and lust for them.

Our math teacher Mrs. Modor enjoys bending over to give certain students an eyeful of her dangling breasts. All the guys call her Titsie behind her back.

by KillerMongaloid August 10, 2017

mary janey

A super hot stripper mom that gets stoned. A MILF.

"Did you see that red head dancer doing lap dances at the Go-Go Rama last night?"

"Yeah, she's a Mary Janey! Tip her extra and she'll squirt you some tit milk!."

by KillerMongaloid August 24, 2017