whalechair
a wheelchair used by big fat people that aren't cripple who are to lazy to walk, usually found at Walmarts and casinos.
whalechair by KillerMongaloid November 1, 2009
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Wheelchair Virgin
Internet meme first started by user MathBoy 8 months ago to insult people as a way of trolling internet virgins.
Wheelchair Virgin by MathBoy December 16, 2012
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wheelchair bud
Very potent marijuana. To the extent that one may not be able to walk. Usually of the variety C. Indica.
wheelchair bud by PharmaPharmer December 29, 2004
Wheelchair Buddy
A wheelchair buddy is one you will go to the same retirement home with where you will sit around all day playing bridge, talking about old times and racing each other down the hallway while having a laugh.
In essence its a friend for life!
In essence its a friend for life!
Your my best friend! You have made the wheelchair buddy list!
or,
Jack: Thanks for letting me stay over!
Joe: Everything for a wheelchair buddy!:)
or,
Jack: Thanks for letting me stay over!
Joe: Everything for a wheelchair buddy!:)
Wheelchair Buddy by The Christoph August 10, 2009
Texas Wheelchair
Predominately used to refer to 4x4 ATVs but may refer to any motorized off road vehicle (i.e., snowmobile, sand rail) which allows non-athletic couch potatoes to get into backcountry places they typically would never consider getting to through their own physical exertion and exercise. Likelihood of driver being from Texas is disproportionately high. They are particularly found in the mountains and deserts of Colorado, Utah, Oregon, and California.
The term is often used by real outdoorsy people as a sign of irritation and disgust. See below examples.
The term is often used by real outdoorsy people as a sign of irritation and disgust. See below examples.
Did you see what those assholes in the Texas Wheelchairs did to our favorite hiking trail? Why don't they just get off their fat lazy asses and walk or bike up here?
Texas Wheelchair by furiousness December 11, 2011
Wheelchair-fucker
A gent who is perpetually horny, lascivious, concupiscent, goatish, lustful, hyper-sexual, lascivious, lecherous, lewd, libidinous, licentious, lubricious, oversexed, randy, salacious and satyric. He will literally bang anything which has a cavity, even if such cavity happens to be on a wheelchair.
John: Paul did it again yesterday. He banged poor old Katie in the parking lot right in her minivan... in the fucking handicapped parking space.
Mark: OMG what a fucking pig! How the fuck did he manage to get a boner?
John: Nah man you haven't heard the best part.. While ramming her raw, he kept making handicapped noises.
Mark: fucking wheelchair-fucker!
Mark: OMG what a fucking pig! How the fuck did he manage to get a boner?
John: Nah man you haven't heard the best part.. While ramming her raw, he kept making handicapped noises.
Mark: fucking wheelchair-fucker!
Wheelchair-fucker by The Malteser. September 13, 2017
Wheelchair Robert
"Dude I went to this strip club and some chick called Sugar totally gave me a Wheelchair Robert in the back!"
Wheelchair Robert by fbhw4life March 14, 2015
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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