Wenile

1. A silly, foolish, or cowardly person
2. A penis
That wenile doesn't stand a chance against Lewis!
by Kiko December 16, 2003
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Kid Howren

"Kid Howren's number 1!...in the West! Best in the West!"
"I thought the Braves were best in the west.."
"No dummy, this isn't 1992."
by Kiko December 17, 2003
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ya'ar

Choo: So, that means they did?
Kiko: Ya'ar!
by Kiko February 03, 2004
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condom

1. A scabbard for the wenile, as used to stop spoimies from gettin' in the vaginus-maximus; sometimes made to fit in TO the vaginus-maximus.

2. Choo's weapon of choice, when attempting to kill me.
*Kiko wakes up in a dark cellar, tied to a chair with barbed-wire*

Kiko: H-hey!
Choo: Hello...KIKO! *lightning strikes*
Kiko: What? Hey CHOO! Get me out of here!
*Choo pulls out condom*
Kiko: Choo, no! This is too ironic!
Choo: Your death only costed 3 cents to make!
Kiko: NOOOO!
Kiko: Wait Choo; what about the chair and the barbed-wire? Surely they costed money!
*Choo gets lost in thought*
Saucer: Good try, SNEAK-O!
Kiko: Saucer?! Not you! Sneak-o?
Choo: Die, LOVER-BOY! *attempts to wrap Kiko's head in condom*
*Kiko wakes up*
Kiko: Oh, just a bad dream.
Choo, 38, wedding ring on finger: What's wrong, Kik?
Kiko: NOOOOOOOOO!
*Crypt-keeper wraps things up*
by Kiko February 08, 2004
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Klandakian Star

1. A cosmic symbol formed by four intersecting red triangles encased within a black polyhedron with its four arms bent in various angles.

2. The emblem of the Shintu.
The emblem of the Shintu Warriors is the Klandakian Star.
by Kiko December 17, 2003
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escrillo

Spanish-language term: shrimp, small fry.
Juan Jose: Yo, qué pasa ese?
Guillermo: Sup, escrillo?
Juan Jose: Who you callin' "escrillo," muh fucka? *pulls out Gat*
Guillermo: Yo yo, cool out.
Juan Jose: Aight. You see those drawers Alicia got on today? Shit yeah!
Guillermo: SHIT yeah.
Kiko: Get out of here, mexicalis!
Alicia: Mexicanitas rule!
by Kiko April 25, 2004
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Dark Forces

Any organization, religious sect, cult, or entity wrought on destruction and/or forceful takeover of those unwilling to join its/their ranks; Those who use Dark Power.
by Kiko December 18, 2003
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