Kieren and Grae's definitions

newcastle

The only decent people in England, if you ever have a party and want it to be bitching then you'll need to invite at least 2 scottish people, 2 newcastle people and 2 irish people and be sure to stock a lot of drink and a few towels to mop up the sick/blood out back

Last time I went out with my newcastle, scottish and irish frinds one of them fell asleep in a cupboard, I squared up to some dick who was giving me shit and we all got pished and were sick

Good times

by Kieren and Grae July 4, 2006

pished

Yet another word from Scottish people for drunk, we have millions

"ach man, I'm well pished"

by Kieren and Grae July 1, 2006

Samuel L. Jackson

The most whored actor in film history, will appear in anything for the right amount of cash.

Will be in 90% of films being made by the time we get to 2010

"A film about Snakes... on a plane? You bet your mother fuckin' ass I'll be in that"

"A film about aliens who blow up the planet, fix it to blow it up again then fuck us all in the ass and I'll love it? I'm not sure...

You'll pay me 10 million dollars to be in it?! Sign me up nigga!"

All quotes I overheard Samuel L. Jackson say them

by Kieren and Grae July 22, 2006

getting on my tits

To be really annoyed by someone or something and to express it in a funny exclamation

Usually used by men but I once heard a woman say it, much to my joy

Me: Fucking hell!!! Those gouranga idiots are really getting on my tits

by Kieren and Grae July 6, 2006

minge monster

Small creature that lives in the minge and can often lead to STDs or bite your boaby off when entering the minge

1.Oh my god that girl I had last night had a huge minge monster in her cunt, I better go get checked out

2. I lost my boaby last night to a minge monster

by Kieren and Grae June 26, 2006

Christiano Ronaldo

A scapegoat for the fact that England were too shit in 2006 to win the World Cup. Nevermind the facts like Rooney stamping on someone's nuts, it was Ronaldo who ran over and spoke to the ref about it that cost England the game.

Oh and also forget the fact that Portugal defeated England in Euro 2004 in another penalty shoot out

Christiano Ronaldo came second in the young player of the 2006 World Cup

Defending for 45 minutes plus extra time with 10 men in football and holding on for penalties is a risky game- England got put out cause of it (oh and they're shit).

by Kieren and Grae July 7, 2006

dunfermline

Dunfermline, aka dumpfermline in fifer scum land, home of the biggest majority of scumbags in the whole of Scotland, yet to discover washing and soap. They will never go anywhere and their shitty wee pish fitbaw team will soon go bust

1. I spent my £10 a week keep money on a ticket to see Dunfermline get pumped - again

2. Soap? Nah I use mud

by Kieren and Grae June 30, 2006