brisexual

A straight male who will only become gay for Brian Hall

I'm straight as an arrow, but I am so a brisexual.

by Kit October 24, 2004

Malörted

The act of haven taken a shot of Jeppson's Malört, which is considered a form of delicious self-abuse. Especially popular in the Chicagoland area.

Help me I've been Malörted!!

by KiT November 23, 2019

rook

A spell put on someone from "cards & spices".

I went to Amoco and saw "Cards & Spices". I gave him a dirty ass look, and on the way home I put my car in a ditch...That fucker put a "ROOK" on my ass!!!

by Kit September 02, 2004

deek

A family friendly way to say the word for male genetalia 😊

OMG look at his deek ! / His deek is wrinkly

by kit August 14, 2023

bag o' tricks

your playing soccer and you pull out a bunch of skills (tricks) to get the ball around a player, but then another player is there so you do it again, and it repeats itself

(George is entering a pack of defenders)
George: "uh oh"
Bob: "Pull out your bag o' tricks"

by Kit April 03, 2005

Wimp Lo

When a guy goes limp out of the blue.

Dude #1 So, how'd the check up go? Was she a hot number?

Dude #2......

Dude #1Dude, you didn't WIMP LO, did ya?

Dude #2Yea...the nurse was a he.

by Kit August 25, 2004

PINK

Passive Income No Kids.
The true goal in life. Better than a DINK.

Marcia Roy on Succession is not a PINK since Logan died, because she technically has a son...

by KiT May 24, 2023