electronic leash

Dude, your bitch keeps calling you! That cell phone is nothing but an electronic leash!
by keyshaw July 09, 2004
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bust juice

v. To release semen from one's penis after adequate stimulation. See ejaculate, shoot a load, squeeze one off, nut.
Kate buried my 6 inch, cut tool within her generouse boobage. I couldn't help but bust juice all over her face and neck after 30 seconds.
by keyshaw July 19, 2005
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coolie

We had a quick coolie during our lunch break.
by keyshaw April 30, 2004
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dick with no balls

(n) 1) A (usually Japanese) car with a mostly plastic exterior to give a fierce and aggressive look, however sadly lacking in engine power.
Often accompanied with a 4 cylinder or less engine, which is rated for
insane horsepower values at even more insane (and unsustainable) RPM values.
Torque is almost non-existant in these engines.
2) Generally, any person or object with flash and style, but lacking in substance.
'Yo, that's a hype car, man!'
'Naw, man - it's just a shiny Dick with no balls!'
by keyshaw May 04, 2004
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chinky

(adj) 1. Inferior or cheap in quality.
2. Tacky.
3. Of Chinese (or Japanese) origin.
The origins of the first two arise from cheap chinese imports and older video games.
One could speak of chinky graphics and music (characterized by fast-paced and tinny notes).
This Nintendo game has such chinky music!
by Keyshaw May 12, 2004
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schwing

(n) From Mike Myers: Schwing is the sound a sword makes as it is being removed from its sheath.
Wow, check <Schwing!> out all the <Schwing!> babes here <Schwing!> tonight!
by keyshaw August 17, 2004
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gopher

n. A low-ranking employee who is made to do the bidding of their superiors. So-called because they are often running around doing various small tasks.
I have no job security. I'm just a gopher!
by keyshaw April 13, 2005
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