Keyshaw's definitions

bum burp

(n) A fart.

He released a bum burp immediately after consuming the beans.

by keyshaw June 4, 2004

man hands

(n) Phrase to describe a woman's hands when they are 'less than feminine'. From the TV Show Seinfeld.

She's got man hands!

by keyshaw June 30, 2004

clean the pipes

To jerk off, especially prior to a date, so you aren't thinking about sex all the time.

Make sure you clean the pipes before going out tonight, so you won't have the baby batter in the brain anymore.

by keyshaw September 11, 2004

hate on

v. To be jealous of another's success or talent. Note that the person being hated on must posess these qualties; thus it is not possible to hate on Ja Rule,Hilary Duff, or Paris Hilton, for example.

Ya'll know me still the same ol' G
But I been low key
Hated on by most these niggas
Wit no cheese, no deals and no G's, no wheels and no keys
No boats, no snowmobiles and no skis
Mad at me cause
I can finally afford to provide my family wit groceries.

by keyshaw February 12, 2005

paper

(n) A stock share, usually referring to a low-valued issue, or one with many shares outstanding.

There is a lot of worthless Nortel paper out there.

by keyshaw June 7, 2004

disinformation

(v) A euphimism for the spreading of government-sponsored lies.

The Government doesn't lie, they engage in disinformation.

by Keyshaw May 10, 2004

Plain Jane

(n) An ordinary-looking, average girl. Not so bad when compared to a fake-titted, body-pierced, tattooed slut.

Aurora is a plain Jane, but she's a dynamo in the sack.

by keyshaw August 11, 2004