Keyshaw's definitions

jizz-inducing

(adj.) Literally, to coax jizz out of a man's balls. Used to describe a thing or person that is hot.

'Man, these are some jizz-inducing pics!'

by keyshaw May 5, 2004

heel

(n) In professional wrestling, a "bad" guy.

Stone Cold Steve Austin turned heel after joining forces with Mr. McMahon.

by keyshaw May 12, 2004

multimedia masturbation

n. The act of pleasuring one's self (usually a male) using various sources of inspiration.

George was bashing the bishop in front of his computer screen whilst jpegs and mpegs of his favourite pr0n were being displayed. In addition, he had nudie magazines arranged at convenient angles, and the television was playing some Aurora Snow movie on DVD.

by keyshaw September 2, 2005

bati

(n) Caribbean/West Indian term meaning ass or bum.

Me gah beat ye bati in basketball.
- I'm going to beat your ass in basketball.

by keyshaw September 15, 2004

Etobicoke

n. One of the 5 boroughs that make up the city of Toronto. A vast wasteland of run-down homes, dilapidated factories, and strip clubs. Rightly known as ghettobicoke.

The Jane and Finch area's pretty run-down, but Etobicoke is a close second.

by keyshaw August 3, 2005

No soup for you

An exclamation used in the event where someone changes his or her mind about giving something to someone else.
The word "soup" may be replaced with the object at hand; the reference to the show can still be very obvious if the speaker uses the correct tone of voice.
This is the catch phrase of the soup nazi from Seinfeld.

"No soup for you!"
"Darn.."

by keyshaw June 30, 2004

disinformation

(v) A euphimism for the spreading of government-sponsored lies.

The Government doesn't lie, they engage in disinformation.

by Keyshaw May 10, 2004