Kevin 's definitions

New Jersey

Where I live. The greatest state in the nation, with the greatest hockey team in North America, the Devils. And the factories are only in the semi-circles around New York and Philadelphia-the rest is pure bliss. Plus, this state is home to one of the greatest universities in the world, Princeton University. NJ rules!!!

Typical moron: Yo dawg, Noo Jerzee's nuthin' but gross, yo!
A New Jerseyian: Umm...have you ever actually BEEN to New Jersey?

by Kevin October 2, 2003

sploit

Exploit

I rooted that nigger's box using the new ssh sploit

by Kevin September 17, 2003

tubed

The phenomenon that occurs when Penny Arcade links to a lesser known website.

"The Gamer Tag Database was definantly tubed when Tycho placed a link to it on the main news page."

by Kevin February 21, 2003

wopen

A large glove that says "nigger Kill WOPEN!" on it used to kill niggers

Nigger Kill is a a black person getting a WOPEN!

by Kevin February 27, 2004

chunged

When your face turns red after drinking alcohol.

Damn look at Andy. He's chunged!

by kevin September 6, 2003

going kucich

v. staying in your room and making minimal human contact until January for some trivial thing; getting overly upset about a trivial thing; self-mutilation or suicide

John went kucich after his girlfriend said she would love to hump Ben Affleck

by Kevin October 25, 2004

circusprovo

buffoon, day dreamer, one who had delusions of grandeur

dont believe anything that chap says he is a circusprovo

by Kevin October 9, 2003