Dump and Pump

To masterbate while defecating simultaneously.

Kevin couldn't find anything to read while on the can and decided to pull off a dump and pump.

by Kevin March 08, 2005

Faedra

Fernando's Lord and Master.

Fernando is owned by Faedra

by Kevin January 18, 2004

IROC Camaro

Sweetest ride; Radar cannot read it, since it is made from the same material as the Stealth Fighter; quick ride.

"I got a gold plated gas cap, its so sweet"

by Kevin August 24, 2004

life with bonnie

The worst show on TV in the last 20 years. It was unfunny and absolute garbage TV.

I am glad Life with Bonnie was cancelled.

by Kevin July 26, 2004

Half Staff

When A Man Is Half-Erect.

Look At Tommy, He Is Half-Staff. Will It Do The Trick For His Girlfriend?

by Kevin January 26, 2004

hemed up

n. a place thats filled with cops,teachers,or n e thing that will get u in truble ... n e thing that will get u intruble

i aint goin to that park to smoke its a hem up.

if we go there well get hemed up by the fuckin pigs

dont choke with that joke hes a fuckin hem up

by kevin December 08, 2003

heatwave

Sumone that gay ass fags do at Thayer

Dammit they really heatwaved ur bag

by Kevin March 26, 2004