Kevin's definitions

bizzy

a blunt wrap, or a marijuana cigar

Paul smoked a bizzy with K and J

by Kevin September 7, 2004

Smalls Disease

A person that masterbates 21 or more times a week. A person with smalls disease is usually over 6 feet tall and have the first name brendan, once you have this disease there is no turning back. Symptoms include; small dick, increase in height, and red har. If symptoms occur seek help immediately

Brendan i didn't know you had smalls disease, that is sick, go away.

by Kevin February 10, 2005

Piera

Piera can be used for many things.

Oh, don't be such a Piera.

Don't make me go Piera on your ass.

Did you go to the Piera school of management?

by Kevin December 12, 2003

roffelmayoh

The pronunciation of the phrase ROFLMAO. Roffelmayoh is generally used to parody those who do use ROFLMAO. It can be followed by a lot of exclamation marks, with the occasional '1' thrown in, and even better, the word 'one'. See roffel, see roffle

That was a PHUNNEY site! Roffelmayoh!!!!111oneone11one1one11!!!

by Kevin August 5, 2003

Gordo

1. An annoying character from that TV show Lizzie McGuire aka David Gordon.

2. A nickname for people who have Gordon as their first or last name.

Gordo has a bad haircut.

by Kevin July 25, 2004

barnold

well barnold is a man of many words. most of them are dumb ones. he had 10 dads come to parent night during the football season. his mother is a kind little house wife with a past like one of a whore. a normal day for barnold consist of going to school and wasting time during class looking up colledge schools with the name like th philly funk and what not. then he goes to lunch and trys to make long distance shot from his seat to the garbge can while shouting "koby" knowing dam well that koby is a tall black man and not a short fat white boy from the berbs. then he goes home and waste the wrest of his free time on madden 05 trying to make the 49ers a team worth talking about. when we all know that the only way the 49ers will see another superbowl is when hell freezes over and the whole team dies in a plane crash. barnold is a sad man and his mom is a whore/house wife. and his sister is hot!

"mmmm barnolds mom gives good head.and his sisters tittys are amazing"

by kevin March 14, 2005

reality tv

A cash cow that has been milked to death by Fox, ABC, and MTV. The concept was interesting at first, but now the only thing interesting about it is seeing how low the networks will go for ratings. If you watched "Who's Your Daddy?" or "Who wants To Marry A Multi-Millionaire?", you'll know exactly what I'm talking about. Besides, most of it is staged, anyway.

Just watch the news if you want reality.

by Kevin May 13, 2005