Twinkle

The substance shot from a penis more often referring to a cumshot which lands in a persons eye. cum semen jiz

Damn I fucked Sharron yesterday then just before I busted I pulled out and put a twinkle in her eye.

by Kendall May 13, 2005

douchewaffle

An offshoot of the highly popular douchebag. Use in a derogatory sense.

Literal definition: a waffle made using the contents of a douchebag.

Abstract definition: a person who has surpassed the usual level of a 'douchebag' and is now at a whole new level of doucheness.

You drank the last beer? You douchewaffle!

by Kendall October 03, 2004

funga

Something that only certain people know about and they talk about it all the time around people who don't know what it is and they have to figure it out.

-Dude that is funga!
-Man funga is da bomb.
-"I hit my head on the side walk today"... oh yeah? What'd funga have to say about it?

by Kendall November 08, 2004

policy wonk

policy wonks are the ones with all the information about a particular subject or area of policy.

chiefs of staff have agendas; policy wonks have information

by kendall November 17, 2004

oxymoron

The best fucking punk rock band ever

I got the shit kicked out of me at the moshpit at the oxymoron show!

by kendall October 07, 2003

pook

to unnecessarily crank, crab, be angry or otherwise upset

pook, pooking, pooked
pooked out

after the wedgie, he was pretty pooked out.

by kendall October 28, 2004

aggin

backwords it means nigga, also known as an african american used by Ashley Harris.

aggiN what?

by Kendall February 25, 2003