Kendall's definitions

aboutsta

about + to = aboutsta

I aboutsta go to tha grocery sto n buy some milk so I cans eat dis cereal.

by Kendall January 5, 2005

smokeless

the condition of wearing no underwear.

it's okay, mrs. landingham, she hasn't gone smokeless.

by kendall September 6, 2004

Scrotagonal

Something so terribly horrendous it can't possibly be defined using any other word in this or any other language.

This beverage is absolutly scrotagonal.

by Kendall February 19, 2005

pook

to unnecessarily crank, crab, be angry or otherwise upset

pook, pooking, pooked
pooked out

after the wedgie, he was pretty pooked out.

by kendall October 28, 2004

douchewaffle

An offshoot of the highly popular douchebag. Use in a derogatory sense.

Literal definition: a waffle made using the contents of a douchebag.

Abstract definition: a person who has surpassed the usual level of a 'douchebag' and is now at a whole new level of doucheness.

You drank the last beer? You douchewaffle!

by Kendall October 3, 2004

reggae tone

mix of latin and reggae music

N.O.R.E., Daddy Yankee

by Kendall May 13, 2005

oxymoron

The best fucking punk rock band ever

I got the shit kicked out of me at the moshpit at the oxymoron show!

by kendall October 7, 2003