Ken's definitions

fack

When abusing someone in the heat of the moment, you can't decide whether to call them a fag or a fuck. So you call them a fack.

Chopz: i hope hot chicks are provided as well as relivant materials. ie gloves
Ken: Gloves
Ken: WTF
Ken: YOU WEAK FACK

by Ken June 13, 2004

ashwini style

to skip first base, and go back afterwards, all within 20 minutes of alone time.

girl: LETs DO IT ASHWINI STYLE!

by ken April 23, 2005

Schwing!

Said when a beautiful woman is seen. Onomatopoeia. Describing the sound of a sword being unsheathed. Phallic connotation.

Hoowie, look at her!! Schwing!

by Ken December 1, 2002

Pers

When Kenneths run fast and guide you to safety, otherwise known as chins

Holy shit Kenneth is one hell of a pers

by ken April 2, 2004

No Talent Ass Clown

From the Latin "Nay Talentus Assus Clownius". A whiny or otherwise pathetic person who lacks any prowess in his or her field, also lacking charisma.
eg: Chirs Carrabba

Boy 1: Wow did you see Dashboard Confessional?
Boy 2: No his music makes me puke in my mouth..
Boy1: WHAT?! WHY!?!
Boy 2: Because...he's a NO TALENT ASS CLOWN!

by Ken January 30, 2005

O.B.

Ocean Beach

San Diego surfbum neighborhood.

Let's go to that bar in OB.

by Ken December 15, 2003

schnockered

of jewish decent, to be drunk as marie after many a shot

marie is totally schnockered

by ken January 30, 2005