Kelly's definitions

blink182

the only fucking reson that blink changed there style of music in their new album is so little fucking teenyboppers dont follow them! only people who have the right to talk about them is the ones who have there first album and know their roots!
BLINK FUCKING ROCKS!

only kids who get fucked by their dads hate blink 182 (not me!)

by Kelly March 31, 2004

may 31

the best day known to man kind

may 31 changed my life

by kelly April 3, 2004

ooo no

negative;not at all; dont fuck with me

"ooo no, you best get up off of me"

by Kelly December 20, 2003

hoes

slutty females

they go out of their way to have sex, or other sexual activities purely for attention

by Kelly December 22, 2003

glock

Very reliable, quite accurate, ergononically awful ugliest handgun on the market.

If that gun were my dog, I'd shave it's ass and make it walk down the street backwards

by Kelly January 3, 2004

Lean Management

The act of running a profitable business into the ground by removing the resources and support. Also called the death spiral.

Sorry, but the Lean Management principles say that you are fired.

by Kelly January 5, 2004

buttwheat

the nickname shared between the two BESTEST friends in the whole entire world!

i wuv u buttwheat!

by Kelly January 9, 2004