Kelly's definitions

bdong

Something that is both bad and wrong, but much, much worse.

Evil Master Betty is bdong.

by Kelly January 19, 2004

scrutinize

verb tense - to examine closely

In the works of Frank Zappa Joe's Garage Acts I, II, III- the central scrutizer stated: This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... it is my responsibility to enforce the laws that haven't been passed.

by Kelly August 15, 2004

Lean Management

The act of running a profitable business into the ground by removing the resources and support. Also called the death spiral.

Sorry, but the Lean Management principles say that you are fired.

by Kelly January 5, 2004

wat up b

Whats up boy; hows it going friend

What up b? Lets chill afta school

by Kelly April 5, 2005

autoerotic asphyxiation

Raising orgasm to an extreme level of anilihating pleasure! The level being that high, as to where oxygen is immensely decreased. Many people make their own "Garrot", which is similar to a noose, so they can perform the one man/woman band!
A pleasure that can ultimately become a sport of the "Russian Roulette" type.

John Benet Ramsey's alleged perpetrator may have used a Garrot when sexually molesting her.

by Kelly February 4, 2004

sell out

Someone who dumps you for another person.

by Kelly June 25, 2003

butt wad

a lame person who gets on your nerves or a stupid ass either way

by kelly August 3, 2003