by Kelly February 05, 2004
"The bloody car's gone."
"The bloody dog ate my tea, I should bloody well have the bloody thing put down."
"The bloody dog ate my tea, I should bloody well have the bloody thing put down."
by Kelly December 23, 2004
short for quinceañera: a big 15th birthday party popular among hispanic families, it celebrates a girl's coming of age in much the same way a "sweet sixteen" birthday does in some anglo cultures, but is usually more elaborate - a combination of sweet sixteen, Catholic religious ceremony, and debutante ball.
by Kelly November 19, 2004
Sally had sex with Bob, Bob got Sally pregnant, Sally had a baby, the doctor told the baby , pointing to Sally "thats UR MOM!"
by Kelly April 08, 2003
a combination of the words "jean" and "shorts" used to describe the hideous attire, usually sported by NASCAR afficianados and men over 40. Sometimes Jorts are accessorized with a lovely cellphone belt clip and a braided leather belt, but not always. Sometimes the Jorts wearer lets the Jorts speak for themselves.
While at a baseball game, I noticed a plethora of adult males with no shirts on, drinking copious amounts of beer while proudly wearing Jorts.
by Kelly June 16, 2006
by kelly January 27, 2005
by Kelly September 14, 2004