Kelly's definitions

queer

It only means "odd". A lot of people think it means "fag" or "gay", but it really doesn't. People need to get their fucking facts straight before they go off and use a word.

It's December, but warm outside. That's queer.

by Kelly January 30, 2007

tardorific

A retard.

Yo biznatch, that be tardorific n' shit.

by Kelly May 7, 2004

may 31

the best day known to man kind

may 31 changed my life

by kelly April 3, 2004

shitting seven colours

Term used to describe someone who is excessively scared or frightened.
Usually used metaphorically.

Also used in Holland, but translated into Dutch.

"He was shitting seven colours."
(He was very frightened.)

by Kelly December 22, 2004

jelly bracelets

OMG! teachers and parents would u all just stop worring and chill the frick down i mean they r just bracelets and me and my firends r Pissed off cause u wont let us wear tyhem anymore because of the so called SEXUAL TERMS ! i mean there r ppl who wear them 4 that and i no that but sum of us dont and we want to get our bracelets back and start wearing them again ! its all about FASION . say it with me now F.A.S.H.I.O.N.

Hloy crap u broke my green bracelete now i will have to give u head ! YEAH right i mean let us kids do what ever we want with our bracelets !

by Kelly April 21, 2004

foshizzly

its also a wild card word, throw it in anywhere, mainley a adjective.

kat: wow kel, thats some foshizzly styles you got goin.

by kelly February 16, 2005

Fetus Throwing

Fetus Throwing is the act of throwing a fetus at a person, a wall, a car, etc.
Soon to become an Olympic sport in June of 2005, players will throw a fetus at a wall and the person whos fetus loses the most blood, gets the gold.

"OMG Dude!! You just threw a fetus at my head!"

"I lost the gold by an ounce. If only my fetus could have lost just one more ounce of blood. Goddamn fetus!"

by Kelly November 21, 2004