Kelly's definitions

ass groove

A depression in the cushion of a couch or chair formed by many hours of sitting. First known usage by Homer Simpson.

Don't sit in my ass groove! You'll mess it up.

by kelly September 12, 2003

colligan

A: enraptured by turtle icecream cake
B: a righteous dude

"Colligan is the only Colligan there is."

by kelly September 10, 2003

stokey

cool, an word expressing approval, deriving from the word "stoked"

Me: so how was the concert the other night?
Megan: oh it was sweet man..
Me: stokey!

by Kelly September 4, 2003

dashboard confessional

godlike... Chris is amazing live!

by Kelly September 3, 2003

nizzel

snoop dogs way of saying nigger

fo shizzel my nizzel

by kelly August 29, 2003

chocolate star fish

the arse hole

I had acurry last night & now my "chocolate star fish" is on fire.

by Kelly August 11, 2003

jug-bitten

to make out with

"i was totally jug-bitten by insert name here at the party last night!"

by Kelly August 5, 2003