Keith Wolff's definitions

Flabulous

Flaboulus One who is fabulous but flabby.

How does this make me look?

Flaboulus

by Keith Wolff October 22, 2004

Hiphopsoldier

Anyone that is way too hip for their own hopping good. Some dork that should pull up their pants since wearing your pants low means your ready to get for anal sex in prison. These fools are too stupid to know that but they do it since they don't know any better and they think they are a part of the hip hop culture.

How you livin' hophopsoldier as said to a 17 year old white kid with a sideways baseball cap, & his pants around his knee's at a shopping mall.

by Keith Wolff October 22, 2004

whackoff

To perform an act of masturbation.
Someone that is being a dick.

1. Why don't you go whackoff for a while.
2. You're being a whackoff.
3. That guys a whackoff.

I'm joining these two words to make one better word.

by Keith Wolff October 29, 2004

chicksan

Dudesan Chicksan is used as a courtesy title in Japanese-speaking areas as a suffix to the given name, surname, or title of the person being addressed, regardless of age or gender: Yamamoto san; sensei-san. You don't speak Japanese, can't pronounce the name, or you just don't know their name so you just add Chick. Or it's just one one of your pals.

Yo "Chicksan" can you get me another beer form the bar I'm hittin' the can.

by Keith Wolff November 12, 2004

zestypep

Anyone that is very attractive.

Did you see that zestypep at the bar?

by Keith Wolff July 7, 2005

waymobetta

waymobetta, way more better

How does this look to you since I made those changes you wanted?

Answer: waymobetta

by Keith Wolff October 29, 2004

jackwhack

Part jackoff and part whackoff.

Anyone that is being a jackoff that is doing something the equivalent of whacking off.

There's a guy in a tiger outfit drinking coffee and reading. We sit next to him and I look at him and say "grrrrrr".
He looks back with a blank stare like he has no idea what I'm talking about, then he realizes he's dressed like a tiger, and takes off his tiger ears and goes back to reading.

That guy was such a "jackwhack"

by Keith Wolff October 29, 2004