Keifermail's definitions

beerterrogation

A process of extracting secret information from someone by getting them drunk and thereby loosening their ability to control their tongue.

We took the manager out and did some shots and pitchers. The beerterrogation worked, before long he admitted layoffs were coming.

by keifermail October 2, 2008

Fart Game

The most recent addition to the Summer Olympic Games. The fart game is a game where opponents attempt to fart on each other. Made famous by Eddie Murphy's Delirious in 1983. Though the game has been played since Cain and Abel were adolescents.

"Ahhhh, dude you farted in my face. I had my mouth open and everything. It's on now! Let the fart game begin."

by keifermail September 12, 2009

Sober

The unpleasant state between drinks.

I am sober unfortunately!

by keifermail September 6, 2009

Dookie Finger

A coup de grace where one drags their finger through their ass and wipes it under a rivals nose. Though, not used very often after adolescence, a dookie finger carries more weight than a slap in the face with a white glove.

Jacob wanted to give her a dirty sanchez before she dumped him but she wouldn't let him tap that ass, so he had to settle for a dookie finger.

by keifermail August 14, 2009

trauma seeking behavior

Person engaged in a dangerous act with the most likely conclusion is their ending up a patient in a trauma unit.

An idiot riding a wheelie down the interstate at 70 mph with no helmet.

"Rick must be drunk, wrestling an alligator is trauma seeking behavior."

by keifermail August 21, 2008

CTJM

Acronym- Come to Jesus Moment! Usually an unexpected and over exciting life cahnging experience similar to watching your dog get run over or seeing your girlfriend kiss another guy.

"I bit into that habernero and had a CTJM."

by keifermail August 22, 2008

Giving up some neck

The act of receiving deepthroat.

"I hid in the closet and watched Janet giving up some neck to Randy. It was like Linda Lovelace on Ron Jeremy."

by keifermail July 12, 2009