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Nose Tackle

A winning play in the fart game. To fart in someone's general direction on purpose. Literally, to fart in someone's face.
Neal got me with a nose tackle, I had my mouth open and everything.
by keifermail September 12, 2009
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fuck her down

To fuck a girl so correctiy that she is unable to stand afterwards.
K’s girlfriend in Blade Runner 2049, I would Fuck Her Down!
by keifermail January 14, 2018
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Living off the government tit

Literally, a low life that is able bodied, yet lives off government assistance. I.E. Welfare, WIC, Food Stamps etc. etc.

In the film Forrest Gump, Forrest asks Lt. Dan what he's doing now when he sees him for the first time after they arrive home. Lt. Dan, who has lost both legs and is confined to a wheelchair, states, "Living off the government tit."

The phrase is a reference to Lt. Dan's receiving a monthly stipen for the loss of his lower limbs.

In recent years, the term has a negative connotation and is often used to describe healthy welfare recipients that are able to work but choose not to because they are satisfied with their welfare checks for doing nothing.
The people living off the government tit are the largest voter pool for the democratic party.

Living off the government tit is free ride for people who realize government cheese is preferable to gainful employment.
by keifermail July 12, 2009
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Beer Vest

n. a drunks belief that no harm will befell them whilst engaged in risky behavior. Usually directly correlated to the amount of alcohol consumed. Not to be confused with Drunk Luck whereas most drunks are able to avoid injury when in accidents.
"Once he got his Beer Vest on, he jumped from the roof into the shallow end of the pool."

"Billy spent half the night putting on his Beer Vest, then he jumped off the dock and wrestled the gator."
by keifermail August 21, 2008
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Asskissitis

Contagious disease that is caused by employees seeing others getting promoted by kissing the bosses ass and they follow suit. Symptoms include brown nose and lips with blindness to the bosses ineptitude.
Have you seen how brown Sheila's lips are lately, looks like she has a bad case of asskissitis.
by keifermail June 29, 2009
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Sham Wowed

The moment of truth that occurs when you find out something you thought was really great is really all a facade. see Sham
I just got sham wowed. I was checking out this hot chicks ass and she turned around and 'snap' dude looked like a lady!
by keifermail September 30, 2009
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Log The Hog

Reference to a man having sex with a fat chick. To log the hog one has to be a chubby chaser that wins a game of nail the whale.
Dude, Nick brags about all that bearded clam he's been getting, but all he's been doing is logging the hogs. Apparently- Nick loves to log the hog.
by keifermail August 5, 2009
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