Keifermail's definitions

low riders

Refers to homosexual men wearing their pants low on the hip to expose colorful underwear in an attempt to attract a mate. The low riding pants signifies easy access to the mans rear compartment and not so subtly letting the other man know that he is on the down low. Originated in American prisons as a form of peacocking around the cell block. See alsoteardrop tattoo.

"Since I been wearing my FUBU's low riders style, I been getting hit on by dudes everywhere I go."

by keifermail August 8, 2009

Shit Flavored Air

An unexpectantly raunchy patch of foul smelling air caused by a nasty fart. A delicacy in the right setting- see dutch oven. Usually the culprit is unknown (see SBD) and most often it is caused by random crop dusting.

Scott- "Did you taste that?"
Tap- "I smelt it."
Scott- "Shit flavored air!"

by keifermail August 8, 2009

Nerdgin

Human subspecies of the nerd limb in the tree of life.
Nerd + Virgin = Nerdgin. Usually an adult male still living at home with is mother. See Momma's Boy. Other characteristics include an unhealthy addiction to Star Wars, Computers, Gaming, Technology, Sci Fi, World of Warcraft, Comics etc.

Jonathan wore his Yoda T shirt to the Mensa singles night out. What a nerdgin!

by keifermail October 1, 2009

Nose Tackle

A winning play in the fart game. To fart in someone's general direction on purpose. Literally, to fart in someone's face.

Neal got me with a nose tackle, I had my mouth open and everything.

by keifermail September 12, 2009

Percocet Whore

n. A person (not always a female) who has become so addicted to percocet that they will have sex for Percocets when none are available. The irony being that a percocet is generally sold for less than one minimum wage hour and if you offered the same person the cash instead of the pill they would retort, "I ain't no cheap whore. If you want to pay someone $5 for a blow job go find a crack whore."

"Man, Courtney is such a percocet whore. I told her I had three pills and she came over and fucked my brains out. I only gave her two pills. If you want some of that just call her up and tell her you got some Percs."

by keifermail August 22, 2008

Butter Teeth

A homonym that sounds like "but her teeth." To call a woman a "butter teeth" is to say her body and face are very attractive but her teeth are disgusting. It is even more fitting if the problem with her teeth is a yellow hue.

"I thought she was so hot, then she smiled- butter teeth!"
"Ugghhhh!"

by keifermail July 13, 2009

Butt Duck

A beautiful term for an extremely Foul smelling fart. The term is made funnier if the fart sounds like quacking duck when expelled from the rectum. Though an SBD can still qualify as a Butt Duck if it is especially foul (emphasis on the word foul/fowl for comic effect). See frequently activated rectal tremble and shit flavored air.

"Fuck Mary, you shit a butt duck! I think you have cancer, something has crawled up your arse and died!"

by keifermail August 8, 2009