Keifermail's definitions

Jetgasm

Occurs when a man rips an especially violent fart at the moment of orgasm thus adding a jet thrust to further explode his seed into the womb. Some men derive extra pleasure from the act of expelling their flatulence whilst they orgasm. Not for the feign of heart, it should only be utilized at the end of a relationship, with a fat chick, or with a really good humored mate.

She didn't like the jetgasm, but man it felt good as hell!

by keifermail June 29, 2009

Powerball Obama

To be elected President and spend hardworking American's money like you won the Lottery. Named after American lottery game sold through U.S. lotteries as a shared jackpot pool game in 30 states. It is coordinated by the Multi-State Lottery Association (MUSL), a non-profit association formed by an agreement with member lotteries. Powerball is drawn Wednesdays and Saturdays.

Powerball Obama has spent more money in his first 100 days than George Bush spent his entire 8 years in office. You won the presidency, not the lottery, STOP spending our money!

by keifermail August 7, 2009